Sometimes... There IS Justice

[Phred]

Florida man shoots himself while showing off gun at bar

‘I don’t know if he was pretending to be a badass or something, but from what I can tell, it was completely by accident,’ the bar’s manager says

news.yahoo.com

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[sobo]

Florida man shoots himself while showing off gun at bar

‘I don’t know if he was pretending to be a badass or something, but from what I can tell, it was completely by accident,’ the bar’s manager says

news.yahoo.com

It was the hair. The hair made him do it. Hair like that will turn anyone into an idiot...

 

[tac]

RB frank, he looks too stupid to have walked in there by himself. So who aided and abetted his stupidity?

 

[SrMachoSolo]

So the dude shot himself... but then the media has to add this to end the article:

Gun violence in the United States has surged in recent years. According to the Gun Violence Archive, 2020 saw the most gun-related deaths of any year in the past two decades.

-Robert

 

[RVTECH]

So who aided and abetted his stupidity?

The FBI agent who did the flip move on the dance floor and shot a guy in the leg.

 

[huntpotter]

I like this one better.
I mean…. Seems like it's always Florida that makes the stupidest headlines.
Sometimes you just gotta teach an alligator a lesson. If it's a small alligator, you can get away with it. The headline could have just as easily read "Florida man loses arm while trying to teach alligator a lesson".

Florida man arrested for allegedly beating an alligator to ‘teach it a lesson’

The creature had been stolen from a mini-golf course

www.independent.co.uk

 

[huntpotter]

The FBI agent who did the flip move on the dance floor and shot a guy in the leg.

Yep. That was a good one. That's why you have a thumb snap on your CCW when you're getting jiggy with it.

 

[RVTECH]

That's why you have a thumb snap on your CCW when you're getting jiggy with it.

I am thinking more like rising to the maturity level of what SHOULD be expected from an FBI agent and keep your azz off the dance floor when carrying.

 

[uberguy]

It was the hair. ...

Probably where he hides the 9 mili until it's time to shoot himself in the foot.

 

[titsonritz]

I like this one better.
I mean…. Seems like it's always Florida that makes the stupidest headlines.
Sometimes you just gotta teach an alligator a lesson. If it's a small alligator, you can get away with it. The headline could have just as easily read "Florida man loses arm while trying to teach alligator a lesson".

Florida man arrested for allegedly beating an alligator to ‘teach it a lesson’

The creature had been stolen from a mini-golf course

www.independent.co.uk

Learnt him good.

 

[sobo]

Florida man arrested for allegedly beating an alligator to ‘teach it a lesson’

The creature had been stolen from a mini-golf course

www.independent.co.uk

There's a reason why the term "Florida Man" exists...

 

[RVTECH]

"Florida man loses arm while trying to teach alligator a lesson".

Or better yet:

'FL man missing after witnesses say he was harassing and taunting an alligator'

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[308]

There is a reason we have Florida Man memes