Something I found to cheer up your day.

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  1. Caveman Jim

    Caveman Jim
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    When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

    James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

    The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

    As Obama bawled, Allah appeared. Obama accusingly said, "This is not what you promised me."

    Allah replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
     
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    I'm trying to figure out how to electronically high-five you.
     
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  3. peetar

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    You know why I like this joke so much? It is guaranteed to piss off leftists. They hate the founders more than anything else in this world. :)
     
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  4. DMax

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    If we had a forum "Liberal Tweak of the Day" That Pealy Gate thing would be first.
     
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  5. U201491

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    No words ..........
    Just OUTSTANDING ! ! ! !
     
  6. Blitzkrieg

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    Outstanding, brother!
     
  7. U201491

    U201491 Well-Known Member

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    Like this

    :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:
     
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  8. Chee-to

    Chee-to
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    Maybe not what they expected..........;)

    72virgins1.jpg

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  9. Caveman Jim

    Caveman Jim
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    Yeah now that's what he was looking for , oh but wait, they got guns. ALLAH HELP ME, ARGHHHHHHHHHB
     
  10. U201491

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    Outstanding :D
     

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