Someone knew it was coming!

[lazyeye]

You guys are way too concerned with Zombies. The real threat is Velociraptors.

Once the ice melts and they come out of hibernation, its all over man.

* Velociraptors hunt in packs, and are known to form an equilateral triangle around its prey.
* Velociraptors can accelerate 4 m/s2, with a top speed of 25 m/s on open terrain, 10 m/s while wounded, and 10 m/s in indoor labratories.
* Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.
* Velociraptors do not know fear.
* Velociraptors emit an EMP burst when they make their hunting call, disabling all electronics within 20m



Hi guys, I'm back

 

[SgtKashim]

You guys are way too concerned with Zombies. The real threat is Velociraptors.

Once the ice melts and they come out of hibernation, its all over man.

* Velociraptors hunt in packs, and are known to form an equilateral triangle around its prey.
* Velociraptors can accelerate 4 m/s2, with a top speed of 25 m/s on open terrain, 10 m/s while wounded, and 10 m/s in indoor labratories.
* Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.
* Velociraptors do not know fear.
* Velociraptors emit an EMP burst when they make their hunting call, disabling all electronics within 20m



Hi guys, I'm back

Someone reads too much XKCD.

 

[PhysicsGuy]

You guys are way too concerned with Zombies. The real threat is Velociraptors.

Well what about when a zombie bites a raptor? then we are really screwed.

 

[sweetbeard]

I have read about this on the internet... Zombie zoo animal escape and you are confronted with a zombie rhino...

DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH GUN FOR THAT!

 

[JumpWing]

You guys all need to consult the official tome on dealing with zombies...

 

[lazyeye]

I have read about this on the internet... Zombie zoo animal escape and you are confronted with a zombie rhino...

DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH GUN FOR THAT!

Um... Where did I leave that Mk19?

 

[ch139]

...The real threat is Velociraptors.

That's why we need elephant rifles.

 

[SgtKashim]

That's why we need elephant rifles.

Better not ditch that .50 yet, i guess, SweetBeered.

 

[skud_dusty]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW????