So, how would you arm your Cult?

[Andy54Hawken]

Sidearms to go along with my choices in post #39
Andy

19th century cutlery.

• Andy54Hawken
• Jan 5, 2025

Pipe Tomahawks , a knife and two war clubs

• Andy54Hawken
• Aug 2, 2024

Three favorites.

• Andy54Hawken
• May 5, 2024

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Or maybe with these....
Andy

Coastal Salish style bow and a Plains style bow

• Andy54Hawken
• Aug 20, 2024

Stone point...antique Iron Trade point

• Andy54Hawken
• Aug 20, 2024

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Or...Perhaps these....since we would be on the cutting edge of things....
Andy

Viking / Norwegian single edged sword replica...circa 700

• Andy54Hawken
• Dec 15, 2024

Replica Falchion circa 1250

• Andy54Hawken
• Dec 15, 2024

 

[The Heretic]

Since all of my followers would be a harem of young beautiful petite women, they would be armed with P90s (not PS90s, but real select fire P90s) and Five Sevens.

 

[64MercurysRule]

Am I petite enough .......

 

[TTSX]

Since all of my followers would be a harem of young beautiful petite women, they would be armed with P90s (not PS90s, but real select fire P90s) and Five Sevens.

Wait until their cycles sync

 

[Koda]

Since all of my followers would be a harem of young beautiful petite women, they would be armed with P90s (not PS90s, but real select fire P90s) and Five Sevens.

Sounds like you found the Holy Grail...

View: https://youtu.be/zXT_IOt81Xs?si=ngitBl8zd0Ook8Xj&t=10

 

[MikeInOr]

I dont want to arm my cult because I need them to keep drinking the coolaid so they will keep giving me all their money.

You do realize that after they drink the Kool-aid they will be dead? The Kool-aid reference come from Jonestown in South America, where everyone (including 300+ kids) drank grape flavored Kool-aid laced with Cyanide following orders from the cult leader Jim Jones.

I think you need to review your Cult leader handbook!

P.S. They actually didn't even drink Kool-aid. The drank flavor-aid (basically dollar store Kool-aid) because it was cheaper than Kool-aid.

 

[Nosferatu]

You do realize that after they drink the Kool-aid they will be dead? The Kool-aid reference come from Jonestown in South America, where everyone (including300+ kids) drank Kool-aid laced with Cyanide following orders from the cult leader Jim Jones.

bubbleguming killjoy.

 

[MikeInOr]

bubbleguming killjoy.

Don't blame me, I didn't tell them to drink it!

 

[64MercurysRule]

I believe @Koda was speaking to the message being the Kool aid rather than the actual drinking ........

 

[Koda]

You do realize that after they drink the Kool-aid they will be dead? The Kool-aid reference come from Jonestown in South America, where everyone (including 300+ kids) drank grape flavored Kool-aid laced with Cyanide following orders from the cult leader Jim Jones.

I think you need to review your Cult leader handbook!

P.S. They actually didn't even drink Kool-aid. The drank flavor-aid (basically dollar store Kool-aid) because it was cheaper than Kool-aid.

See there, I failed at my first cult... so ashamed. Everyones dead and I didnt get their money. I suck at culting.

Or do I get a pass for saying "cool"aid?

 

[Nosferatu]

Or do I get a pass for saying "cool"aid?

Depends on how 'whipped you are.

 

[Koda]

Depends on how 'whipped you are.

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Im starting a new cult now and instead of making them drink the coolaid Im making them eat the coolwhip. They are a much more festive group it seems....

 

[bradsteen]

Im starting a new cult now and instead of making them drink the coolaid Im making them eat the coolwhip. They are a much more festive group it seems....

I mean, cool whip would make the orgies more fun...

 

[Nosferatu]

Im starting a new cult now and instead of making them drink the coolaid Im making them eat the coolwhip. They are a much more festive group it seems....

I hope you grow some killer strawberries.

 

[dangerranger60]

My Cult tends to bring their own party favors! DR

 

[Nosferatu]

My Cult tends to bring their own party favors! DR

Roofies for everyone!

 

[bradsteen]

Roofies for everyone!

"So how's the cult going?"
"Ya know, it's kinda chill. Everybody just shows up and passes out within minutes of getting there..."

 

[Nosferatu]

"So how's the cult going?"
"Ya know, it's kinda chill. Everybody just shows up and passes out within minutes of getting there..."

You need some guys & gals under 60 in your cult!