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Discussion in 'General Firearm Discussion' started by biker bo, Jan 21, 2013.

  1. biker bo

    biker bo Myrtle Creek Active Member

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    I came across this on the FAL Files and thought it was to good to not repost.


    THE AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT
    Here comes the next big push from Washington DC, since they know that they can't force through another AWB...


    "President Barack Hussein Obama II and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

    "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Senator Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."

    In a Capitol Hill press conference, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).

    Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

    Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

    Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?"

    "As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. "This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

    Said Senator Dick Durbin: "As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so."
     
  2. sheepdip

    sheepdip Redland Well-Known Member

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    :funnypoint::funnypoint: now please tell me this is not true!
     
  3. gehrheart

    gehrheart fidalgo island Well-Known Member

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    LMAO!!!



    .... but ummm, could come true..
     
  4. cueball1214

    cueball1214 Beaverton Active Member

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    Please tell me this is a joke.........*Face Palm*
     
  5. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    This would explain why the current POS.... oops forgot some letters...POTUS is where he is.
     
  6. cueball1214

    cueball1214 Beaverton Active Member

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  7. oknow

    oknow amboy wa. Well-Known Member

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    more true than you would want to believe (lowering the passing grade for some leo's) for example
     
  8. Working 4 U

    Working 4 U Eugene Active Member

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    Funny thing is....I know somebody named Gertz. Oh man that is so funny.
     
  9. swoop

    swoop Milwaukie, Oregon Well-Known Member

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    :thumbup: