Sign for my front door

[Taylormade]

...with the shoulder thing that goes up.

Fricken morons.

Well not everyone can do it right!

 

[Hemlock]

 

[coop44]

to bad you could not connect the doorbell to a sprinkler system

Sure could, but where is the fun in that? I like the whole "dance monkey, dance!" aspect electricity has to offer! By scaling the voltage right you could get them to anything from tap dancing to a moonwalk.

 

[Mikej]

Well not everyone can do it right!

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That dude is the Captain of the Dumbasses!

 

[mrblond]

Sure could, but where is the fun in that? I like the whole "dance monkey, dance!" aspect electricity has to offer! By scaling the voltage right you could get them to anything from tap dancing to a moonwalk.

yeah, be funny, unless he evacuates his bowels and who wants to clean that up

 

[Flopsweat]

yeah, be funny, unless he evacuates his bowels and who wants to clean that up

That's when the sprinkler would come in handy.

 

[coop44]

That's when the sprinkler would come in handy.

Connected to a high pressure pump, and a tank of maple syrup? Followed by feathers?

 

[ilikegunspdx]

Connected to a high pressure pump, and a tank of maple syrup? Followed by feathers?

Mapalm definition found on facebook, not to be confused with facepalm...

Eco-friendly and sustainable. Next they will be mixing melted corn starch packing peanuts with maple syrup and ethanol for an ultra eco friendly version.

 

[Flopsweat]

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Mapalm definition found on facebook, not to be confused with facepalm...

Eco-friendly and sustainable. Next they will be mixing melted corn starch packing peanuts with maple syrup and ethanol for an ultra eco friendly version.

There's a loudspeaker attached to the Mapalm gun. After each application it says "Sorry!".

 

[pharmseller]

Canadians can't spell.



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[revjen45]

And as my Grampa sais, "If you have to shoot, make sure you drag em inside ur home before calling the police". And he's a retired albany Police Officer

I thought by now everybody realized the absurdity of doing this.

 

[Mike_M57]

I should put this in the window...


...with the notice "This is an accurate representation of the last image you will see if I catch you f***ing with my stuff."

 

[Taylormade]

It was a joke. Lighten up Frances

 

[Flopsweat]

It was a joke. Lighten up Frances

???

 

[Taylormade]

???

I was replyin to revjen up there

 

[Flopsweat]

I was replyin to revjen up there

Somehow the quote didn't work.

 

[Taylormade]

Somehow the quote didn't work.

Ya i forgot to quote it

 

[Flopsweat]

Ya i forgot to quote it

I hate when that happens. I think...