[PDXCAT enters the room]
SIG: We need to talk.
ME: Sure, sweetie what it going on?
SIG: Well, to be honest, I am just wondering where this is going, between us I mean..... I just realized that you only shot me twice since we hooked up at the gun show....
ME: Sorry babe, I have been really stressed, busy with work, and .45 ammo is very expensive.... You know I like you very much...
SIG: Don't EVEN try to use that stupid ammo price sob story with me! Are you shooting a 9mm again!? That's it! Or maybe I am just too heavy for you to carry.....am I?
ME: Come on! don't say that! You are just perfect, with your nice stainless accents, night sights, and your bobtailed frame... You are the prettiest 1911 I have ever seen.
SIG: AWWWW! Come here, you silly man! Hold me, then! If you have snapcaps maybe we can play later....
[SIG shows a little bit of magazine - seductively]
[PDXCAT takes his jacket off]
SIG: Wait a second! Is that a leather holster on your belt? I know what is really going on!! You are still carrying your Gemini Customs SP101... Come on, just tell me the truth!!!
ME: Dammit, can we please just... I got you a custom kydex holster, isn't that enough to prove that I care? It was not easy to find one for the SIG slide profile!!!
SIG: Screw you! Damned Ruger...I HATE YOU! I HATE BOTH OF YOU SOO MUCH!
Well, suit yourself! She is hideous anyway, with that silly 5 shot cylinder!!
ME: You are being unreasonable! We are just friends now...
I really want to be all tacticool with you, you know that!
SIG: You know what?! This is not working out at all.... I am posting on NWfirearms tonight and I am taking the holster with me!!
[SIG slams close the original case with the extra mag and all the paperwork]
[PDXCAT sits on the couch and turns the TV on]
WTT - plus/minus cash for quality items in same conditions as my pistol
AIMPOINT micro
ACOGS
Vortex Viper PST 1-4
SIG 220
KAHR T9
HK p2000 p2000SK in 9mm
HK p30
Smith 686 or 66
Oregon residents only - Would like to peek at your good guy card. Bill of sale required.
SIG: We need to talk.
ME: Sure, sweetie what it going on?
SIG: Well, to be honest, I am just wondering where this is going, between us I mean..... I just realized that you only shot me twice since we hooked up at the gun show....
ME: Sorry babe, I have been really stressed, busy with work, and .45 ammo is very expensive.... You know I like you very much...
SIG: Don't EVEN try to use that stupid ammo price sob story with me! Are you shooting a 9mm again!? That's it! Or maybe I am just too heavy for you to carry.....am I?
ME: Come on! don't say that! You are just perfect, with your nice stainless accents, night sights, and your bobtailed frame... You are the prettiest 1911 I have ever seen.
SIG: AWWWW! Come here, you silly man! Hold me, then! If you have snapcaps maybe we can play later....
[SIG shows a little bit of magazine - seductively]
[PDXCAT takes his jacket off]
SIG: Wait a second! Is that a leather holster on your belt? I know what is really going on!! You are still carrying your Gemini Customs SP101... Come on, just tell me the truth!!!
ME: Dammit, can we please just... I got you a custom kydex holster, isn't that enough to prove that I care? It was not easy to find one for the SIG slide profile!!!
SIG: Screw you! Damned Ruger...I HATE YOU! I HATE BOTH OF YOU SOO MUCH!
Well, suit yourself! She is hideous anyway, with that silly 5 shot cylinder!!
ME: You are being unreasonable! We are just friends now...
I really want to be all tacticool with you, you know that!
SIG: You know what?! This is not working out at all.... I am posting on NWfirearms tonight and I am taking the holster with me!!
[SIG slams close the original case with the extra mag and all the paperwork]
[PDXCAT sits on the couch and turns the TV on]
WTT - plus/minus cash for quality items in same conditions as my pistol
AIMPOINT micro
ACOGS
Vortex Viper PST 1-4
SIG 220
KAHR T9
HK p2000 p2000SK in 9mm
HK p30
Smith 686 or 66
Oregon residents only - Would like to peek at your good guy card. Bill of sale required.