[PDXCAT enters the room] SIG: We need to talk. ME: Sure, sweetie what it going on? SIG: Well, to be honest, I am just wondering where this is going, between us I mean..... I just realized that you only shot me twice since we hooked up at the gun show.... ME: Sorry babe, I have been really stressed, busy with work, and .45 ammo is very expensive.... You know I like you very much... SIG: Don't EVEN try to use that stupid ammo price sob story with me! Are you shooting a 9mm again!? That's it! Or maybe I am just too heavy for you to carry.....am I? ME: Come on! don't say that! You are just perfect, with your nice stainless accents, night sights, and your bobtailed frame... You are the prettiest 1911 I have ever seen. SIG: AWWWW! Come here, you silly man! Hold me, then! If you have snapcaps maybe we can play later.... [SIG shows a little bit of magazine - seductively] [PDXCAT takes his jacket off] SIG: Wait a second! Is that a leather holster on your belt? I know what is really going on!! You are still carrying your Gemini Customs SP101... Come on, just tell me the truth!!! ME: Dammit, can we please just... I got you a custom kydex holster, isn't that enough to prove that I care? It was not easy to find one for the SIG slide profile!!! SIG: Screw you! Damned Ruger...I HATE YOU! I HATE BOTH OF YOU SOO MUCH! Well, suit yourself! She is hideous anyway, with that silly 5 shot cylinder!! ME: You are being unreasonable! We are just friends now... I really want to be all tacticool with you, you know that! SIG: You know what?! This is not working out at all.... I am posting on NWfirearms tonight and I am taking the holster with me!! [SIG slams close the original case with the extra mag and all the paperwork] [PDXCAT sits on the couch and turns the TV on] WTT - plus/minus cash for quality items in same conditions as my pistol AIMPOINT micro ACOGS Vortex Viper PST 1-4 SIG 220 KAHR T9 HK p2000 p2000SK in 9mm HK p30 Smith 686 or 66 Oregon residents only - Would like to peek at your good guy card. Bill of sale required.