SIG Carry Nightmare .45ACP

Discussion in 'Handgun Classifieds' started by pdxcat, Jan 16, 2014.

  1. pdxcat

    pdxcat
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    [PDXCAT enters the room]

    SIG: We need to talk.

    ME: Sure, sweetie what it going on?

    SIG: Well, to be honest, I am just wondering where this is going, between us I mean..... I just realized that you only shot me twice since we hooked up at the gun show....

    ME: Sorry babe, I have been really stressed, busy with work, and .45 ammo is very expensive.... You know I like you very much...

    SIG: Don't EVEN try to use that stupid ammo price sob story with me! Are you shooting a 9mm again!? That's it! Or maybe I am just too heavy for you to carry.....am I?

    ME: Come on! don't say that! You are just perfect, with your nice stainless accents, night sights, and your bobtailed frame... You are the prettiest 1911 I have ever seen.

    SIG: AWWWW! Come here, you silly man! Hold me, then! If you have snapcaps maybe we can play later....

    [SIG shows a little bit of magazine - seductively]

    [PDXCAT takes his jacket off]

    SIG: Wait a second! Is that a leather holster on your belt? I know what is really going on!! You are still carrying your Gemini Customs SP101... Come on, just tell me the truth!!!

    ME: Dammit, can we please just... I got you a custom kydex holster, isn't that enough to prove that I care? It was not easy to find one for the SIG slide profile!!!

    SIG: Screw you! Damned Ruger...I HATE YOU! I HATE BOTH OF YOU SOO MUCH!
    Well, suit yourself! She is hideous anyway, with that silly 5 shot cylinder!!

    ME: You are being unreasonable! We are just friends now...
    I really want to be all tacticool with you, you know that!

    SIG: You know what?! This is not working out at all.... I am posting on NWfirearms tonight and I am taking the holster with me!!

    [SIG slams close the original case with the extra mag and all the paperwork]

    [PDXCAT sits on the couch and turns the TV on]





    WTT - plus/minus cash for quality items in same conditions as my pistol

    AIMPOINT micro
    ACOGS
    Vortex Viper PST 1-4
    SIG 220
    KAHR T9
    HK p2000 p2000SK in 9mm
    HK p30
    Smith 686 or 66

    Oregon residents only - Would like to peek at your good guy card. Bill of sale required.

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  2. Oregon Quartermaster

    Oregon Quartermaster
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    Best NWF ad ever. Of all time.
     
  3. Barachiah

    Barachiah
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    Dude, best sale ad ever, hands down. It was like I was reading about myself!! Awesome.
     
  4. FortRock

    FortRock
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    Thanks for the great ad!!! I am sure she will find a new guy pretty quick.....although I really wanted the S&W Backpacker!
     
  5. jb11

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    Awesome add, instant classic!
     
  6. Steelfisher

    Steelfisher
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    PM sent.
     
  7. BigNickShooting

    BigNickShooting
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    I just can't stop laughing! This is definitely the best add ever on NWFA!
     
  8. pdxcat

    pdxcat
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    Thank you all. PMs Replied. Still available and still mad at me.....
     
  9. japcraplover89

    japcraplover89
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    funny. sweet piece.
     
  10. pattonclan

    pattonclan
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    LMAO, best ad ever!
     
  11. sprink

    sprink
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    This add just made my day! Thanks for the laughs.
     
  12. Nutty4Guns

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    1. I love the ad.

    2. I love the gun. (have one myself)

    3. I would love it if you could get her to part ways with the holster. Maybe you could tell her (in a polite way of course) that it makes her look fat? Then you could sell the holster to me on the sly? :dunno: :thumbup:
     
  13. MPshooter

    MPshooter
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    Awesome ad! :laugh:
     
  14. pplsklz

    pplsklz
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    My first post as a member of this forum - I couldn't have picked a better post to reply to. If I don't pick up a 4506 I have my eye on, I might just come back to this one, if you decide to cash out for your neglected babe. My P220 needs a, ahem, BFF - too funny
     
  15. PNW Tom

    PNW Tom
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    PM sent...
     
  16. pdxcat

    pdxcat
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    Sorry for the delay in replying.
    I have traded my sweet Sig already and the holster was part of the deal....

    My holster was made by this awesome company up in WA:

    http://www.krounds.com/index.php

    Their products are truly first class and I have one of their holsters for each carry pistol I own.
    They usually ship in just a few days, and they have molds for a huge variety of gun models.

    Thank you!



     
  17. pdxcat

    pdxcat
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    Ladies and gentlemen, My SIG has found a new home already!

    Thank you all for the nice comments. I had a lot of fun with this ad.
     
  18. BigNickShooting

    BigNickShooting
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    Slam the door behind you and close this wonderful ad ... I hope your Sig is happy with it's new home.
     

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