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The bear will die because it likes long pig.
They lacked sense - from the article:
Perhaps the bear was its expressing sentiment over Kali types....
Maybe some high capacity assault beer would work against the high capacity assault bears. Or maybe some weed. A guy I knew about twenty years ago told me one year he was growing about six plants for personal use in Siuslaw Forest. He dug, fertilized, planted, and watered his hidden pot patch lovingly all season. The harvest day approached and he visited regularly to pick the perfect harvest date. On the chosen day, he hiked to his patch and found a fat mama black bear and her cub eating the last couple of plants. The bears were groggy and thoroughly stoned, and paid no attention to him, not even when he yelled at them and tried to shoo them. They refused to shoo. He sat down under a nearby tree and quietly sobbed while the bears finished off the patch and fell asleep lolling happily on the remnants. Whether the story is true or not I don't know.Must have been a high capacity assault bear?
I sincerely hope this is satire.I rely on a 22lr pistol and 500rnd bulk pack box for bears. I am not sure how many rounds it will take but with prices these days, I hope it's less than half a box
Pablo Escobear!Maybe some high capacity assault beer would work against the high capacity assault bears. Or maybe some weed. A guy I knew about twenty years ago told me one year he was growing about six plants for personal use in Siuslaw Forest. He dug, fertilized, planted, and watered his hidden pot patch lovingly all season. The harvest day approached and he visited regularly to pick the perfect harvest date. On the chosen day, he hiked to his patch and found a fat mama black bear and her cub eating the last couple of plants. The bears were groggy and thoroughly stoned, and paid no attention to him, not even when he yelled at them and tried to shoo them. They refused to shoo. He sat down under a nearby tree and quietly sobbed while the bears finished off the patch and fell asleep lolling happily on the remnants. Whether the story is true or not I don't know.
I swore the next time someone referenced this I was going to ban them on general principle.Bella Twin only needed one round.
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What? You mean you don't think that just because one person killed a world record grizzly through a fluke, one-in-a-million shot from a single-shot .22 rifle, that a .22 rimfire isn't a completely adequate grizzly bear dropping round?I swore the next time someone referenced this I was going to ban them on general principle.
It must be an acquired taste, personally I prefer the dark meat.Naive campers......."the other white meat."
^^^You so deserve it dumbass.I agree. And not unlike the idiots who simply do not heed the bison warnings in the areas were they live and feel the need to show how 'cool' they are and approach them. Then when the bison attacks it gets identified (although How I don't know after the fact) and gets euthanized.
Book smarts do not equate to common sense. Nearly every valedictorian I have known has been clueless outside of the classroom.Has to be one of the worst ways to go. One would think a highly educated nurse would know better, but I dated one once...dumb as a rock and was always sprinting ahead of me while hiking out near Yellowstone in an area marked as bear country.
I saw one of these idiots in YWNP 20 years ago try to get close to a bull in the parking lot. This was before digital cameras so I moved to the other side of a parked car a safe distance away and prepared my camera for that magical shot. Nothing happened though.I agree. And not unlike the idiots who simply do not heed the bison warnings in the areas were they live and feel the need to show how 'cool' they are and approach them. Then when the bison attacks it gets identified (although How I don't know after the fact) and gets euthanized.
While I appreciate graffiti as an art form, i.e. the stuff that's not just territorial pissing, the spray in the photo is vandalism and not funny to me.