Self-Defense Against Fruit

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  1. Trlsmn

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  2. JUSTIficatioN

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    One of my favorite monty python sketches!
     
  3. fyrediver

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    Jest if you will, but remember the Montana woman who defended herself with a zucchini against a bear! There's not much difference between a fruit and a vegetable. Why I could tell the stories about being acosted by felonious persons in the Philippines bearing starfruit. The stories would curl your hair!

    Montana woman fends off bear attack with zucchini
     
  4. atypicalparkie

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    ...we should all start carrying durian fruit, many call the stinkiest thing on earth:
    YouTube - How smelly is the durian?
    (paraphrasing the videos conclusion)
    "...thus proving that the durian smells 3 times worse than the combination of rotten eggs, stale vomit, and a dirty shoe smeared with dog mess..."

    Hard to fit in a holster, though.
     
  5. vicmackey

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    Brandish that Raspberry!:laugh:
     

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