Security Guard Charged With Illegal Gun Possession After Shooting Off Penis

[pietro beretta]

The Mall Ninja finally shot off his junk, eh?

Soo much for your partner laying cover fire as you take multiple rounds to the chest.... nope, you just shot of your penis instead. LOL



(I know this is a Zombie thread, I just couldn't help myself)

 

[Member 5605]

If it had been a white dude he would have missed.

 

[ZA_Survivalist]

Seriously.. I know he was stupid for his ND and "illegally concealing a firearm".. But shooting his own weiner off is punishment enough.. If he was the only one harmed in the incident the judge should just mandate a shooter safety course and call it good.. I mean.. The man lost his weiner..

 

[Joe13]

Seriously.. I know he was stupid for his ND and "illegally concealing a firearm".. But shooting his own weiner off is punishment enough.. If he was the only one harmed in the incident the judge should just mandate a shooter safety course and call it good.. I mean.. The man lost his weiner..

I agree but with all the new science out and technology I'm guessing he can get in line for an addadictome...

If it had been a white dude he would have missed.

Hey now!

It's just that it's cold out most days round here

 

[2A2Dend]

The man lost his wiener
addadictome

 

[etrain16]

I agree but with all the new science out and technology I'm guessing he can get in line for an addadictome...

I was told once that it's easier to dig a hole than build a pole. Might be a route he wants to consider

 

[David Bowman]

Looks like God, Karma, or Fate has already taken care of the penalty phase of the trial.

 

[The Courier]

One of my buddies had a similar injury with a rip saw, his permanent nickname is broken arrow... This just goes to show if you're too cheap to buy a holster carry an empty chamber, some things in this world are not worth losing. I'm curious what people call this guy after such an incident.

 

[66PonyCar]

Now don't go off half-cocked!

 

[Member 5605]

One of my buddies had a similar injury with a rip saw, his permanent nickname is broken arrow... This just goes to show if you're too cheap to buy a holster carry an empty chamber, some things in this world are not worth losing. I'm curious what people call this guy after such an incident.

Stumpy.

 

[Flopsweat]

Tater Salad?

 

[Norwestr55]

Seriously.. I know he was stupid for his ND and "illegally concealing a firearm".. But shooting his own weiner off is punishment enough.. If he was the only one harmed in the incident the judge should just mandate a shooter safety course and call it good.. I mean.. The man lost his weiner..

And I'm sure he's learned his lesson, he'll never do it again.

 

[x2ndxall]

I'm curious what people call this guy after such an incident.

Probably not Richard, Frank, Willy or Woody.

Bob, maybe? Humphrey? Beenadick(t)?


I'd call him Caitlyn, myself.