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I started a new job in DT Seattle recently. So here I am on a Friday afternoon walking back to my car in my suit, desperately trying not to rub against anything as I traverse the urine soaked streets, knowing full well that the brown stuff all over the walls is not mud...
What do I see? Maybe 20 yards ahead of me, I witness a homeless guy pull his sweats down, bend over while standing, and VIOLENTLY squirt diarrhea on the wall not once, but TWICE. It was epic. I wanted to vomit and film it at the same time. It was like his butt was vomiting. It didn't fall to the ground, no it splashed horizontally more than a foot and a half from where he was standing ONTO the wall, then proceeded to run down it. I walked by it and made the mistake of looking at it. I almost blew chunks right then and there.
I am forever scarred by this experience.
It was even worse than being accosted for money by the same few bums repeatedly, with them just yelling "Sir!" louder and louder each time despite my having already said no.
My God, what is the world coming to....It's been almost a decade since I've worked down town. Bellevue is much better. What the heck happened to Seattle??? Sweet mercy.....
What do I see? Maybe 20 yards ahead of me, I witness a homeless guy pull his sweats down, bend over while standing, and VIOLENTLY squirt diarrhea on the wall not once, but TWICE. It was epic. I wanted to vomit and film it at the same time. It was like his butt was vomiting. It didn't fall to the ground, no it splashed horizontally more than a foot and a half from where he was standing ONTO the wall, then proceeded to run down it. I walked by it and made the mistake of looking at it. I almost blew chunks right then and there.
I am forever scarred by this experience.
It was even worse than being accosted for money by the same few bums repeatedly, with them just yelling "Sir!" louder and louder each time despite my having already said no.
My God, what is the world coming to....It's been almost a decade since I've worked down town. Bellevue is much better. What the heck happened to Seattle??? Sweet mercy.....
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