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Sarah Jessica Parker's not happy either

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by bellarum, Aug 22, 2013.

  1. bellarum

    bellarum beaverton Well-Known Member

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  2. Certaindeaf

    Certaindeaf SE Portland Well-Known Member

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    353dcs.jpg

    Just remembered to reload my rat trap.
     
  3. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner You'll Never Know Well-Known Member

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    yup!!

    Seems that mole is getting bigger every year!
     
  4. Redcap

    Redcap Lewis County, WA Well-Known Member

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    She has always been hideous.
     
  5. Grunwald

    Grunwald Out of that nut job colony of Seattle, WA Well-Known Member

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    You have beat me to it.
     
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  6. trainsktg

    trainsktg Portland OR Well-Known Member

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    NOT FUNNY!

    Those poor horses.

    Keith
     
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  7. Chee-to

    Chee-to Oregon Well-Known Member

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    So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey buddy, why the long face?"
     
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  8. Ironbar

    Ironbar Tigard, OR Well-Known Member

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    I thought you were going to say, "A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says 'Hey everyone, it's Sara Jessica Parker!'"

    And hey, at least she looks that way without the plastic surgery nightmare!
     
  9. Certaindeaf

    Certaindeaf SE Portland Well-Known Member

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    And then there's Sally Struthers.

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    Just remembered to hide my Oreo's.
     
  10. Mark W.

    Mark W. Silverton, OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Sarah Jessica Parker is proof with enough putty and a very experienced makeup artist you can still end up looking like a horse.
     
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  11. clambo

    clambo Vancouver, Wa. Well-Known Member

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    As long as you guys don't pick on Tonya Harding I will be happy. I always sorta had a thing for her.
     
  12. Certaindeaf

    Certaindeaf SE Portland Well-Known Member

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    Oh yea, cottage cheese, sour cream and an Ace bandage just went on the list.. these threads have been ever so helpful.
     
  13. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    I thought she was sorta OK till I saw the naked photos! Shudder!!!
     
  14. ZA_Survivalist

    ZA_Survivalist Oregon AK's all day.

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    Christ, she is not an attractive woman.
    I hope for her sake she makes a great sammich or can cook.
    It'll be her only saving face..'er, I mean grace.
     
  15. drew

    drew OR Well-Known Member

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    She better watch out if they bring back horse slaughterhouses.
     
  16. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    I always thought she looked like Owen Wilson dressed in drag...
     
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  17. Diamondback

    Diamondback A cold, wet green Hell Well-Known Member

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    Definitely no Christina Hendricks, LOL.
     
  18. JackFrost

    JackFrost Central Oregon Active Member

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    Now Now fella's, we need's to respect the livestock er I mean women and treat them with disdain and scorn er I mean respect! Wimmins need our money and help er I mean love and affection!!!! Ah Heck, you are all acting like a bunch of 5th graders!!!!!!!!!!!:noway:
     
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  19. ZA_Survivalist

    ZA_Survivalist Oregon AK's all day.

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    Oh, get off your high horse. And I don't mean Sarah.
    :rolleyes:
     
  20. slimer13

    slimer13 Deer Park Well-Known Member

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    ive done worse