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Russian Mail Order Brides

Discussion in 'Questions, Problems, & Feedback' started by huntpotter, Dec 2, 2011.

  1. huntpotter

    huntpotter SW WA Negotiator Bronze Supporter

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    I was scrolling my mouse, on this site. Accidentally clicked on an ad banner that took me to a mail order Russian brides site. Guess they are advertising on here. That's cool, I guess. Just wondering how they got linked up with NWFA?

    So is it demographicaly proven that gun guys order more brides from Russia?

    Why would they want to advertise on here?

    Anyone here a customer yet?
     
  2. Ben Beckerich

    Ben Beckerich NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    my guess is that the type of person who would mail-order a wife from russia (or anywhere) is also the type that would be drawn toward guns, not the other way around. but i would guess, either way, that yes... there's some connection. look at the dudes at the gun shows- generally economically stable with some obscure computer admin job, a little funny looking with questionable taste in clothing and prescription eyeglass frame, a little weird- slight studder, soft-spoken, sort of look like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite....

    not exactly radiating confidence.
     
  3. NWGunner

    NWGunner Salem Active Member

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    Hahaha! That's funny. I thought it was so they could bring AKs and ammo over with them... :)
     
  4. wolfcreed

    wolfcreed East County - Gresham Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Are they corrosive?

    Sorry. . . I couldn't help myself.
     
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  5. NWGunner

    NWGunner Salem Active Member

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    You guys are cracking me up tonight! :)
     
  6. coltnewbie

    coltnewbie earth New Member

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    If I order one, do you think I'll get a free AK 47? hahaha
     
  7. trainsktg

    trainsktg Portland OR Well-Known Member

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    In Russia, bride mail orders you.

    Keith
     
  8. nitestocker

    nitestocker woodland washington Well-Known Member

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    no but if you order one she might clean and lube your gun for you
     
  9. PaulZ

    PaulZ Oregon City Active Member

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    Hear they are usually in it for the green card, but hey; some top shelf poon for you single guys while she is
    hustling you!
     
  10. Key-Hay

    Key-Hay North Carolina Active Member

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    Work with a guy who did this. Last I heard things were really not going good.
     
  11. nwo

    nwo Southern Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Russian women are HOT.
     
  12. Kevatc

    Kevatc Oregon Well-Known Member

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    I love Russian women. Strong like ox and smart like tractor.
     
  13. DinhRose

    DinhRose Austin, Texas (Ex-Pat of SE PDX) Active Member

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    You got it wrong hunt. Due to Russia's recent financial success they're now ordering US husbands through sites ours. They entice us with promises of automatic weapons without a tax stamp and waiting period.
     
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  14. Mutoman

    Mutoman North Bend Active Member

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    No but they are packed in cosmoline!
     
  15. NWGunner

    NWGunner Salem Active Member

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    Kieth, a lot of these youngsters don't know or remember how funny your comment actually is! Good stuff Yakov!!
     
  16. MinnesotaORnewbie

    MinnesotaORnewbie Oregon Active Member

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    lol, like kip, that is funny
     
  17. BillM

    BillM Amity OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Some are, you need to clean them with hot water and soap.
     
  18. MinnesotaORnewbie

    MinnesotaORnewbie Oregon Active Member

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    I have read before about mail order brides in general and there was a trend of scamming going on. Brides would show up and live here for a bit and then one day dissapear and then the hustle would begin asking or demanding money for various reasons. but if it is love, who am I to say differ, If Kip is happy so be it.

    Could you see Kip firing off 30 rapid fire rounds off from the hip in his matching 80's jogging suit. ahhhh
     
  19. 19 Adam

    19 Adam rural Clackamas County, Oregon Active Member

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    This is why Russian brides are sooo popular!

    AK-47
     
  20. 19 Adam

    19 Adam rural Clackamas County, Oregon Active Member

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