Road Rage call (or the Great Parking Lot Standoff) Lawrence, KS

[LaVbRef]

Gotta read the twitter feed from the Lawrence PD to really enjoy. Short version: Car-1 wants the parking spot Car-2 is leaving. Neither one will move for the other. Comments by the PD rep are especially funny.

Lawrence Police on Twitter

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[Kruel J]

Their feed is hilarious!

A quote:

Lawrence Police‏Verified account @LawrenceKS_PD Jan 28
It's so windy outside that drug dealers were having trouble getting their meth into the little baggie, ice blowing in every direction. We can assist you! Call dispatch and we can bring our wind blocking evidence bags. We'll even weigh it and test for purity for you!

 

[LaVbRef]

I liked the original feeds also.

 

[bolus]

"Someone is calling people and pretending to be one of our sergeants and demanding bitcoin. First of all, no, second of all, just call him whatever names and profanities you want, then hang up. It's not from us, pinky promise."

"Annual reminder that celebratory gun shooting is illegal. Also non-celebratory gun shooting. And also driving drunk. *Non-exhaustive list. Other stuff is illegal too. Like urinating in alleys and murder."

"This will come as a shock to some, but when it's snowing, you HAVE TO allow extra stopping distance. It's 4 wheel drive, not four wheel stop. When it's slick, it doesn't matter how many wheels have power, your suburbitank will plow right into Jan's Prius."