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Red dawn remake 2010

Discussion in 'Preparedness & Survival' started by elkoholic79, Jan 20, 2010.

  1. elkoholic79

    elkoholic79 salem Member

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    Red Dawn is an upcoming 2010 war film being directed by Dan Bradley and written by Jeremy Passmore and Carl Ellsworth based on the 1984 film of the same name. The remake stars Chris Hemsworth and Josh Peck as brothers Jed and Matt Eckert. The film is scheduled to be released on November 24, 2010. Instead of depicting a Soviet invasion of the United States homeland as in the original 1984 film, this film's storyline will be based on a Chinese invasion

    HOPEFULLY HOLLYWOOD DOESNT RUIN IT!!! :huh:
     
  2. dave

    dave Independence Member

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    The gang will be made up with politically correct members. Asian, white, black, hispanic and an angry black female.

    They will not drink the blood of the deer.

    Most likely 1 homosexual event will transpire.

    Fire fights will result in wounded, No casualties will take place.

    It ends with the characters renouncing their need for firearms and surrendering to the Chineese in an attempt to "talk it out" without violence.

    The Chineese wont hear of it. Chop their heads off and air it on the internet.


    Trust me, I checked it out on the psychic hotline.
     
  3. Mutoman

    Mutoman North Bend Active Member

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    Darned pre-screening critics! :laugh:
     
  4. elkoholic79

    elkoholic79 salem Member

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    If dave is right im going to be soooo pissed...
     
  5. ob1

    ob1 49th parallel Well-Known Member

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    You forgot one thing, the Chinese invasion will be justified because of something the Bush administration did !
     
  6. Harrytop

    Harrytop Tangent Active Member

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    yep, you cant make a movie with out that:laugh:
     
  7. PinkhamR

    PinkhamR Altus, Oklahoma MSgt, USAF (Retired)-FFL Lifetime Supporter

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    Lol
     
  8. Correctthought

    Correctthought The big PDX and Vicinity Member

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    "HOPEFULLY HOLLYWOOD DOESNT RUIN IT!!! :huh:[/QUOTE]"

    The new one is going to be how a diverse group of plucky progressives, armed only with their wits, fabulous wardrobe, and non lethal weapons, thwart some evil family values conservatives from lowering taxes.

    Just kidding, I hope it really doesn't turn out that way.
     
  9. Correctthought

    Correctthought The big PDX and Vicinity Member

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    Ohhh, I like your version better than mine :D:bluelaugh:
     
  10. terrylf72

    terrylf72 Portland, Oregon, United States Member

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    This is one movie I didnt have in my collection untill today. I went and bought the Red Dawn (1984) today. Cause like the rest of you, I to beleave they will ruin this movie.
     
  11. clearconscience

    clearconscience Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    You guys are hilarious. But I agree. They will screw it up. I'm waiting for the A-Team also and I'm sure that will suck as well.

    They should have made it about our govt taking renoucing the constitution and the invasion would be from the "American Police Force" for our own protection of course.
     
  12. ob1

    ob1 49th parallel Well-Known Member

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    You haven't heard. It's already been released:

    MGM Presents
    " The g.AAA-Team "
    starring Sean Penn
    Alec Baldwin
    Jane Fonda
    and Rosie O'Donnel as "Mr T"

    Scene one: Fade in....The g.AAA-Team arrives in their Prius.........​


    And coming soon............."The Hunt for Pink November"​
     
  13. Correctthought

    Correctthought The big PDX and Vicinity Member

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    Oooooh, how about this one.....

    The Wolverines, a diverse group of caring and feeling lefties, go back in time and thwart America from being subject to the Tyrany of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

    Ok, I'm sorry, I'll stop now. Had too much coffee.
     
  14. Correctthought

    Correctthought The big PDX and Vicinity Member

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    rofl
     
  15. terrylf72

    terrylf72 Portland, Oregon, United States Member

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    :funnypoint: :worship:
     
  16. ob1

    ob1 49th parallel Well-Known Member

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    Don't we pay that now, on April 15 ?
     
  17. doobee8

    doobee8 Salem, OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Thats.....................SOCIALIST STYLE
     
  18. coyote223

    coyote223 NW Oregon Stamp Collector,,,

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    Wow, your probably right. Whatever they come up with, rest assured it will suck. :paranoid:
     
  19. Monkeyman

    Monkeyman Portland, OR Member

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    FUNNY!

    Don't forget the womenfolk falling in love with Chinese soldiers.
     
  20. MarkSBG

    MarkSBG Beaverton Oregon Well-Known Member

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    To fit the hollywood formula, the enemy has to be a rich old guy who is the head of an evil international corporation.

    Therefore, they will have Haliburton will invade America, not China. The soldiers will be ninja'd up jackbooted thugs with advanced weapons. The heroes guns will be replaced with walkie-talkies (a la ET).