Reasons to stay off of Craigslist

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E-mails from an bubblegum

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[t.huynh]

hahahaha I love it.

 

[oasis618]

Those are great!

 

[MarkSBG]

great quote from one of his emails where he is responding to a "roommate wanted" ad:

I guess I should tell you that I own two shotguns and an assault rifle for hunting and will need to store them in the apartment. I didn't think it would be a big deal, but I may as well tell you everything. Don't worry though, both the shotguns are registered and the assault rifle has the serial numbers filed off of it so it doesn't have to be registered.

 

[drew]

Liked this site for a while. Here's a quote from his response to a girl looking for a summer job:

My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don't need anymore, and they are starting to take up a lot of room in my stable, which I want to turn into a garage for my new truck. Therefore, the horses need to go. As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm.

I used to have a captive bolt pistol (cattle gun) that I used to put them down, but it broke when I tried to use it to tap a keg. You'll probably have to use my 12-gauge shotgun to put them down. Sometimes they don't die right away when you shoot them, and will start freaking out. You just have to stay calm and keep shooting. Don't worry, I'll show you how to use the shotgun if you aren't familiar with one.

 

[Kimber Custom]

Dang that is funny stuff. I have to quit reading it at work 'cause people are starting to stare.