Your wallet ain't big enough to carry the man card this tool gets you.
ByScotton March 1, 2016
The best tactical 1/2" impact wrench American dollars can buy. Tactical you ask? Heck yeah, bro. Like anything worth its tactical weight in para-cord, this baby has black grip on it and an LED light. Stubborn bolt threatening you? Shine the LED light in its face to disorient it and hit that sun-uv-a-gun with 1,100 pounds of American twisting torque. Penetrating oil? Penetrating oil is for communists. If it don't turn the first time, you're not turning hard enough. Man up.
The body of the wrench is red so it won't show the good 'ol American blood you'll bleed when busting knuckles working on your '71 Hemi Cuda…cause the only thing we work on are muscle cars, M1-Abram Tanks, and the Statue of Liberty. Work on a Prius with this thing and you'll likely flip the car over or twist it completely in half. Heck, the motor in this tool is bigger than the motor in the Prius. This impact gun does the quarter mile in 7.8 seconds…without nitrous.
Tactical weapon or drag racer, which is it? It's both. Don't try to pigeon-hole this tool. This is America. It can be whatever it wants and as much as it wants. Salute.
You heard right, Delta Force trains with these things. What kind of training? Well, that's none of your fancy-pants business, but you can darn well bet it's some hard-core stuff. Delta Force don't tell you how to work on muscle cars, you don't tell Delta Force how to smaesh Daesh—and no I didn't spell that wrong. It's got two power settings: 1) A lot, and 2) A whole lot more. I don't need to tell you which one you should use.
You wanna talk about batteries? These same batteries are on the International Space station. That's right, that big American Flag floating in outer-frigging-space runs on these batteries. "International" Space Station you ask? Yeah, we all know "International" means, "Get out the way non-USA countries, Merica is here and we're conquering space." Put a flag in it. Those aren't shooting stars, that's American confetti falling to Earth.
Stephen Hawking welded the anvils of two of these bad boys together and turned them on…..and made a black hole. Chuck Norris was the only person who could turn it off. Speaking of Chuck…
Chuck Norris and Ronda Rousey made a love-child-baby that was raised by grizzly bears and bald eagles. That baby invented this tool. 'Nuf said.
ByScotton March 1, 2016
The best tactical 1/2" impact wrench American dollars can buy. Tactical you ask? Heck yeah, bro. Like anything worth its tactical weight in para-cord, this baby has black grip on it and an LED light. Stubborn bolt threatening you? Shine the LED light in its face to disorient it and hit that sun-uv-a-gun with 1,100 pounds of American twisting torque. Penetrating oil? Penetrating oil is for communists. If it don't turn the first time, you're not turning hard enough. Man up.
The body of the wrench is red so it won't show the good 'ol American blood you'll bleed when busting knuckles working on your '71 Hemi Cuda…cause the only thing we work on are muscle cars, M1-Abram Tanks, and the Statue of Liberty. Work on a Prius with this thing and you'll likely flip the car over or twist it completely in half. Heck, the motor in this tool is bigger than the motor in the Prius. This impact gun does the quarter mile in 7.8 seconds…without nitrous.
Tactical weapon or drag racer, which is it? It's both. Don't try to pigeon-hole this tool. This is America. It can be whatever it wants and as much as it wants. Salute.
You heard right, Delta Force trains with these things. What kind of training? Well, that's none of your fancy-pants business, but you can darn well bet it's some hard-core stuff. Delta Force don't tell you how to work on muscle cars, you don't tell Delta Force how to smaesh Daesh—and no I didn't spell that wrong. It's got two power settings: 1) A lot, and 2) A whole lot more. I don't need to tell you which one you should use.
You wanna talk about batteries? These same batteries are on the International Space station. That's right, that big American Flag floating in outer-frigging-space runs on these batteries. "International" Space Station you ask? Yeah, we all know "International" means, "Get out the way non-USA countries, Merica is here and we're conquering space." Put a flag in it. Those aren't shooting stars, that's American confetti falling to Earth.
Stephen Hawking welded the anvils of two of these bad boys together and turned them on…..and made a black hole. Chuck Norris was the only person who could turn it off. Speaking of Chuck…
Chuck Norris and Ronda Rousey made a love-child-baby that was raised by grizzly bears and bald eagles. That baby invented this tool. 'Nuf said.
