Quote before drawing...

[brianjronk]

As we all know, preparation is key.

In the hopefully-to-never-happen scenario of being threatened and required to draw, the movies and CSI: Miami have told me that I need an either ridiculously masculine or ridiculously cheesy saying or quote before I draw or pull the trigger.

So for the sake of preparation:

What's yours?

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[pchewn]

"You ready to become mulch?"

 

[spider]

"Hands to your toes, now!"

 

[Dayu]

"If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

Tuco Ramirez, The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

 

[deadeye]

You had your chance.

 

[NuthinFancy]

"Fill your hands, you sonofabubblegum!"

Rooster Cogburn. (Don't bother with the inferior remake, only The Duke deserved to play Rueben J. Cogburn, U.S. Marshall!)

 

[Bigfoot]

Very loud for all witnesses to hear "Please don't hurt me!"

I also think that it's a good idea to pepper spray em at some point, just make sure to get some in their lungs. Whether it was done before or after the shooting is for lawyers to argue.

 

[CharonPDX]

Not sure about "please don't hurt me," witnesses may think it's the person BEING SHOT saying it.

Mine would be "DROP THE WEAPON NOW!" in command voice.

 

[shayne]

Get down on the ground NOW ...in command voice

 

[teflon6string]

Here, take my wallet. Oh wait... what's this?

 

[Chee-to]

 

[DinhRose]

Here's my cell phone. I called an ambulance for your

Then the who starts playing. I then walk away slowly making sure my upper body is flexing like the rock in that driving/revenge movie

 

[FMJ 911]

"Are you sure you wanna do this?" *Aims between their eyes*

 

[slowstang11]

Manamana

 

[ejmpnu92]

Say Hello to my Little Friend

 

[Garg]

"Ok, play time is over"....

 

[Asp]

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

 

[sandman1212]

we can do this the easy way...or the hard way, your choice!

 

[Mark W.]

Crap your pants now Ahole it's loaded for Bear

 

[FourTeeFive]

The classic