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POTUS Countdown Clock

Discussion in 'Legal & Political Archive' started by freestoneangler, Dec 12, 2015.

  1. freestoneangler

    freestoneangler wa Well-Known Member

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  2. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    If only we had a means to bend/warp time...
     
  3. freestoneangler

    freestoneangler wa Well-Known Member

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    I'm not so sure that isn't what we've been experiencing for the past 7+ years ;).
     
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  4. 3MTA3

    3MTA3 DMZ between Liberty and Tyranny Behind Enemy Lines Bronze Supporter

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    Are we there yet?
    Are we there yet?
    Are we there yet?
    Are we there yet?
    Are we there yet?
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  5. etrain16

    etrain16 Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    If you kids don't keep quiet, I'm going to pull this nation over right now and make Obama walk home!
     
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    Sstrand La Grande OR Well-Known Member

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    My grandmother used to tell me, "Don't wish your life away."
    I don't believe that admonition applies in this case!?!?!?!?

    Sheldon
     
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  7. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    Walk my arse... he'd have to swim. o_O :D
     
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    oknow amboy wa. Well-Known Member

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    yea yea yea go ahead and make another promises you won't keep :s0064:
     
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  9. erudne

    erudne The Pie Matrix PPL Say Sleeping W/Your Rifle Is A bad Thing? Bronze Supporter

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    if we could bend time there are some who would go all Sarah Connor and stuff!
    starting with the roosevelts, wilsons, Soros's et al;)
     
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  10. Charliehorse

    Charliehorse Cascade Mts - State of Jefferson USA Well-Known Member

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    I'm not counting my chickens before they hatch...
     
  11. nammac

    nammac I-5 Corridor - West of Portland Silver Supporter Silver Supporter

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    What's the worse that could possibly happen.... An uprising against the government.... The emperor declares marshal law, suspends the constitution, thus no elections and appoints himself king...

    Kinda like 1775/1776 all over again... Except this time we'll be fighting the Brown Coats rather than the Red Coats...

    Time to augment the ammo supply....
     
  12. freestoneangler

    freestoneangler wa Well-Known Member

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    More positive thoughts... a perfect (or darn near so) January 20th 2017!
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    1. President Ted Cruz and Vice President Carly Fiorina are sworn into office.

    2. Newly appointed department of Homeland Security Chief Donald Trump announces the immediate deployment of Troops to U.S. Mexico border to control illegal immigration and the immediate deportation of illegals with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.

    3. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Marco Rubio eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.

    4. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Rand Paul announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.

    5. Hillary Clinton is in jail, where she belongs. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for ‘Hate Crimes”. She bubblegumes at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some might call cruel and unusual punishment.

    6. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at ten and discuss the success and benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world. They also wonder when the “Mother-ship” is going to pick them up and return them to their home planets.

    7. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans, doesn’t try to satisfy the needs of every person on the planet, doesn’t require a degree in nuclear physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7 except it is easier to use.

    8. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen wandering through the jungle singing “Hakuna Matata” with a chimp named Commie.

    9. A committee is not established to determine what is causing global cooling. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.

    10. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the State of Illinois.

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