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Portland Water,... Again? ;-)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jamie6.5, Jun 4, 2014.

  1. Jamie6.5

    Jamie6.5 Western OR Well-Known Member

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    From the Daily Currant. ;-)

    "Officials have declared a state of emergency and plan to drain all of the city’s reservoirs. The mayor has also deployed city’s spiritual and wellness counselors to provide relief to beleaguered residents who drank the gluten-contaminated water.

    “I haven’t seen anything like this since the Tofu Crisis of ‘08, when we discovered that the Pacific Northwest’s entire supply of tofu had been prepared alongside bacon,” said city engineer Bryce Shivers. “I imagine we’re going to be seeing the disastrous effects of this on the city for decades, like higher rates of obesity, cancer, brain damage and illiteracy.

    “Or whatever it is that gluten does. Frankly, I have no idea. My Hot Yoga guru just gave me a brochure.”

    See more at the link above,...

    For the best chuckle of the day!
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  2. etrain16

    etrain16 Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    I happen to like my water with extra gluten, it makes me more smarter and stuff.
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  3. redmud

    redmud Colombia river Active Member

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    I knew it all along, people wonder why Oregon has so many transplant residence its in the water. I personally love the stuff I tried some gluten free muffins once and i didn't like them at all. I guess they weren't gluten free after all lol