From the Daily Currant. ;-) http://dailycurrant.com/2014/06/03/gluten-found-in-portlands-water-supply/ "Officials have declared a state of emergency and plan to drain all of the city’s reservoirs. The mayor has also deployed city’s spiritual and wellness counselors to provide relief to beleaguered residents who drank the gluten-contaminated water. “I haven’t seen anything like this since the Tofu Crisis of ‘08, when we discovered that the Pacific Northwest’s entire supply of tofu had been prepared alongside bacon,” said city engineer Bryce Shivers. “I imagine we’re going to be seeing the disastrous effects of this on the city for decades, like higher rates of obesity, cancer, brain damage and illiteracy. “Or whatever it is that gluten does. Frankly, I have no idea. My Hot Yoga guru just gave me a brochure.” <snip> See more at the link above,... For the best chuckle of the day!