Portland Airport

[Oregonhunter5]

Well, I guess I never get used to the Portland attitude. You'd think a college grad would have more brains, but I don't.
I'm switching plans on my way home from Montana working this week, and I've come to conclusion. Yea! Most humans of the female version, in this town, look like thy want to kill all males.

Not sure how you buttholes survive this situation, but good hell, heres to you!!!

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If you wear your MAGA hat the chicks will totally flock to you...it's like a magnet.

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

Well, I guess I never get used to the Portland attitude. You'd think a college grad would have more brains, but I don't.
I'm switching plans on my way home from Montana working this week, and I've come to conclusion. Yea! Most humans of the female version, in this town, look like thy want to kill all males.

Not sure how you buttholes survive this situation, but good hell, heres to you!!!

i survive by not going to portland

 

[Oregonhunter5]

It's like an ugly contest and they all win! Everyone gets there blue ribbon.

 

[filsonhand]

If you wear your MAGA hat the chicks will totally flock to you...it's like a magnet.

What is this and more importantly, how do you know so much about it

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

What is this and more importantly, how do you know so much about it

"make america great again" hat.

might get beat down in portland by the "peace and tolerance" for wearing that

 

[11Charlie]

Damn that's what I've been doing wrong!! Tomorrow I ware my MAGA hat

 

[cigars]

It's like an ugly contest and they all win! Everyone gets there blue ribbon.

I thought everyone got a trophy in this town...

 

[clearconscience]

Yeah I have to work in portland a lot and it's the overly emotional, self traumatized, we have to save the world crowd that are the biggest aholes.

The are all grown children who think they are better than everyone because they are worthless. And it's your fault

 

[Goosebrown]

May I suggest an NRA hat?

 

[ZA_Survivalist]

Id rather remain single for the rest of my life than put up with the typical portland lady. Heck, Id rather have a rabid honey badger have a go at my Johnson than take a typical portland woman on a date..

And Ive been single a while now if you catch my drift..
Needless to say.. I have more money and free time being single..

Why give that up to date some bowl cut, nose ringed, thick rim glasses wearing feminazi, social justice warrior?

Again, the honey badger would be the more tempting offer in that scenario.

 

[Oregonhunter5]

Id rather remain single for the rest of my life than put up with the typical portland lady. Heck, Id rather have a rabid honey badger have a go at my Johnson than take a typical portland woman on a date..

And Ive been single a while now if you catch my drift..
Needless to say.. I have more money and free time being single..

Why give that up to date some bowl cut, nose ringed, thick rim glasses wearing feminazi, social justice warrior?

Again, the honey badger would be the more tempting offer in that scenario.

This sheeet here defines them olive oil chicks over there.

 

[Captain O]

They remind me of sheet. They attract flies and other living turds. (It is a natural gravitational pull).

 

[Stomper]

I have to beat all these women back and chase them off with a stick... well, at least they act like I do.

 

[HB of CJ]

I go to the VA hospital in Portland and I am sorry. Like falling down the rabbit hole. AUUUUGHHHH! My niece also lives there whom I dot upon. Her home is very weird but then again the entire town is strange.

 

[Flymph]

If you wear your MAGA hat the chicks will totally flock to you...it's like a magnet.

It's because it's a hipster thing, they wear it ironically.

 

[Flymph]

Id rather remain single for the rest of my life than put up with the typical portland lady. Heck, Id rather have a rabid honey badger have a go at my Johnson than take a typical portland woman on a date..

And Ive been single a while now if you catch my drift..
Needless to say.. I have more money and free time being single..

Why give that up to date some bowl cut, nose ringed, thick rim glasses wearing feminazi, social justice warrior?

Again, the honey badger would be the more tempting offer in that scenario.

It's not illegal in Washington...

 

[jsparks747]

It's like an ugly contest and they all win! Everyone gets there blue ribbon.

Not a blue ribbon!!! Everyone knows it has to be a microbrewed craft beer. You can get arrested for having a Pabst! Jk.

 

[Flymph]

Not a blue ribbon!!! Everyone knows it has to be a microbrewed craft beer. You can get arrested for having a Pabst! Jk.

You know that pabst is the official hipster beer, although it's moved to Rainier.

 

[RicInOR]

Rainier --> Walt --> Katee Sackoff = Longmire