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Is anyone here a police interrogator type person?
Yeah, I know a little bit about this stuff.

I used to know a guy who swore he could get me to confess to anything and Im thinking no you can't because I can shut my mouth very effectively.
Absent using some form of torture (including sleep deprivation or simply keeping you chained to a table in the same room for sixteen or more hours without letting you take a piss), he's full of crap.

Done sheriff's office, military police, police department and for a time, corrections department investigations. Worked for a department that used CVSA (computer voice stress analyzer) for a while until it got a licensed polygraph examiner. Voodoo science. I'm not entirely convinced about the polygraph, either (used to have to undergo that crap annually), I think it can be defeated.

But what I do know is that habitual criminals lie. Always.

Some criminals have gigantic egos and believe that whoever is questioning them will believe what they say... Which is why some LE types get the big egos because they've got some bad guys to talk...

Jail inmates lie. Prison inmates lie. It's a law as immutable as physics.

But those who are determined to not incriminate themselves will not typically incriminate themselves (unless we can get them on the next plane to Guantanamo Bay or they are just the average weak criminal).
 
I can't think of anyone that has talked their way out of jail, But the jail is full of those that talked their way in!
If I am in a tense situation I will say as little as possible. My lawyer will speak for me. DR
 
The thing it's all about is the person being interrogated is under the impression that if he/she says the right thing, the policeman will let them go home.

People know that if they take the 5th, they are going to jail--I've never had any doubts about that

Last time I was actually arrested, I was chained to the table for several hours in a small town that only made two trips to the downtown jail a day, a couple hours after arriving at the jail I was told that I had plenty of money to bond myself out with and I paid them $1,700 and they let me out, so I could pay another $125 to a taxi to take me home...
 
The thing it's all about is the person being interrogated is under the impression that if he/she says the right thing, the policeman will let them go home.

People know that if they take the 5th, they are going to jail--I've never had any doubts about that

Last time I was actually arrested, I was chained to the table for several hours in a small town that only made two trips to the downtown jail a day, a couple hours after arriving at the jail I was told that I had plenty of money to bond myself out with and I paid them $1,700 and they let me out, so I could pay another $125 to a taxi to take me home...
They interrogated at least one of my neighbors. I am hoping they catch the killer before I go down. If they don't and they come sniffing around my place, my mouth is staying shut. It's a kangaroo kounty down there and I don't want to engage with them on any level.



 
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I'd like to tell them a long winded tale about how I took my dog for a walk and it took just the most massive, massive turd. It was like a pig giving birth to a Clydesdale. And you wouldn't believe the stink, I mean woooo-weeee it smelled of week old chicken pot pie and unwashed mouth. And have you ever tried to snip the dingleberries out of a golden doodle's butt crack? Those things hang on like Tarzan grabbing Jane's ankle when she tries to jump. Stage 4 get a restraining order clingers. By the way officer, can you file a restraining order on a dingleberry? I'd like to start that paperwork right now if you don't mind... So anyway, there I was just taking my dog for a walk when it took this massive, maybe crap and... Oh right I already said that part. So those dingleberries ended up blunting my good scissors, can you believe that? I paid tree fuddy for those at the local swap meet. There was just the nicest lady there, of what was her name...? It was Larry. Yep, her parents thought she was a boy. Was too late to change the paperwork. So anyway, back on topic, there i was taking my dog for a walk when it took this massive, massive crap...









I think they'd let me out pretty quick
 
They interrogated at least one of my neighbors. I am hoping they catch the killer before I go down. If they don't and they come sniffing around my place, my mouth is staying shut. It's a kangaroo kounty down there and I don't want to engage with them on any level.



I've never ratted out anybody but myself--My attorney was very angry
 
I would say something like. Attorney advises me to remain silent, am I free to go? Rinse and repeat. After the 100th question they would probably cut me loose or break out the rubber hose.

They don't have to know it was a youtube attorney. I like my legal advice free.
 
I would say something like. Attorney advises me to remain silent, am I free to go? Rinse and repeat. After the 100th question they would probably cut me loose or break out the rubber hose.

They don't have to know it was a youtube attorney. I like my legal advice free.
Thing is once the police go to the trouble to drag you to the interrogation room, you're almost booked at that point
 
When you enter the interrogation room, believe these things to be true.

1. Cops can and will legally lie to you.

2. They are not your friend.

3. You can not outsmart them.

4. They don't care if you are innocent of the crime, they just want a person to pin it on.

5. You have the right, and in my mind, the duty to remain silent.

Remember what your mom taught you.
Don't talk to strangers or cops.
 
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Don't talk to people who are required to tell you not to trust them before they try to get you to talk. Don't trust people who are trained to lie to you in order to manipulate you.
 
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