Pick Your Gangster Name

[HuckleberryFun]

In another thread I commented that since we are all about to become "criminals" when our guns are outlawed we had better start picking out our gangster names. I call dibs on "Huck the Nose," but you can call me "Bugsy" if you wanna.

What's your gangster name, Pal-ee?

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[Andy54Hawken]

I'd pick Runs with Scissors.
Which is ironic 'cause I'm left handed and if you ever need a laugh hand a left handed guy a pair of scissors and watch him try to cut something ...
Andy

 

[bbbass]

They used to call me "BadEye".

 

[Kruel J]

I'd pick Runs with Scissors.
Which is ironic 'cause I'm left handed and if you ever need a laugh hand a left handed guy a pair of scissors and watch him try to cut something ...
Andy

I'm left handed and can ONLY use right handed scissors.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Jealous and now suffering scissor envy LOL!
How do you do that?
Do you use 'em upside down gangster style?
I never could get the knack of right handed scissors.
But my pocket knife always works ...
Andy

 

[Kruel J]

Jealous and now suffering scissor envy LOL!
How do you do that?
Do you use 'em upside down gangster style?
I never could get the knack of right handed scissors.
But my pocket knife always works ...
Andy

Nope. I use them right handed. Could never get the hang of left handed scissors. I also use skilsaws/jigsaws/sawzalls right handed. But I use my pocket knife lefty. Go figure.

 

[wired]

I'll use my Papa Murphy's pizza name. "Whats your name?"...Me..."Raoul".

Every third person has my real name so it gets confusing.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Kruejl,
I shoot long guns and bows right handed.
Handguns , knives other tools left.
I'm lefthanded and right eye dominate.
Sigh .... LOL
Andy

 

[HuckleberryFun]

I'll use my Papa Murphy's pizza name. "Whats your name?"...Me..."Raoul".

Every third person has my real name so it gets confusing.

Don't mess with Raoul's pie, or he break-a your legs (or something).

 

[MightyCasey]

Dirk Diggler, knows how to use his gun and not afraid to use it either!

 

[HuckleberryFun]

Dirk Diggler, knows how to use his gun and not afraid to use it either!

Ah yes, the big gun/big pee pee link. You just know somebody was going to go there. Dr. Freud is in the house!

 

[uscsoldier]

Call me "Lord High Executioner"

 

[rick benjamin]

The brothers called me by my oriental name...Sa Foo

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Sa Foo has got to be better than SNAFU
Andy

 

[Larrytpdx]

Wheels

Cuz I'm a "wheel man" and I love to "drive". I enjoy owning and driving fast, well handling performance cars. Our two "family" cars are a 2003 Corvette Roadster and a 2014 Porsche Panamera 4S AWD 420HP Twin Turbo.

 

[rick49]

My given name is Richard but you can call me Big Dick.

 

[Caveman Jim]

They will call me "Neanderthal"

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Neanderthals and Knuckle draggers make up most of the few branches of my family tree ... LOL
Andy

 

[nammac]

Alex, I'll take Enigma for $200...

 

[Jamie6.5]

You can call me sammich.

As in: "You might win the war, but before it's over I'm gonna get my sammich."