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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Nightshade, May 28, 2010.

  1. Nightshade

    Nightshade vancouver,WA Well-Known Member

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    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
    Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
    When we came out, there was a cop there writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
    So my wife called him a Crap-head.
    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
    Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
    The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote...
    Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker...
    We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired... It's important at our age.
     
  2. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 Hillsboro, OR Well-Known Member

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    :funnypoint::rofl1:
     
  3. CEF1959

    CEF1959 Willamette Valley, Oregon New Member

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    Hehe. That joke's as good today as it was the first time I heard it about a car with a Reagan sticker in 1981. Thanks for the laugh. :thumbup:
     
  4. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

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  5. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 Hillsboro, OR Well-Known Member

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  6. Nightshade

    Nightshade vancouver,WA Well-Known Member

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    That is funny as heck, the office is roaring must have had it to loud..lol
     
  7. Just Jim

    Just Jim Well-Known Member

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    :D:D:D errrr is this a political thread?

    "We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker... "

    There all all kinds of people here at NWFA and some might be sensitive:D

    :bluelaugh::bluelaugh::bluelaugh:
     
  8. glockguy

    glockguy Albany Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Bob and Tom.. Heard that on the radio a while back on my way to work.. couldnt stop laughing
     
  9. HappyRoman

    HappyRoman Sherwood Forest Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    it's even funny if you heard it with the Reagan bumper sticker,, but do you remember That the buck stops here..?
    Keep up the good work and laughter really is good medicine