Oregon's leading Anti-Militia group is holding an expose on Militias in Eugene this Saturday

[oremike]

I want to be a Major too! Major Problem that is!

 

[Sgt Nambu]

I want to form a new kind of militia! The kind that doesn't help anyone, cares less about emergencys and feeding the hungry!
My milita will focus on acquiring enough fire power to burn an A-10 Warthog out of the air like it never existed! And....well.....to have "all you can eat" cupcakes and Cokes and invite morally challenged...Um....I beg your forgiveness, I, absolutely, meant vision challenged girls, over, on meeting evenings.

Generalfeldmarschall Sgt Nambu

 

[Stomper]

Generalization or not, I think you probably hit the nail on the head. You are hereby promoted to Captain Obvious.

Cool!.... Imma gonna get me a new tattoo to commentate the occasion!!

 

[Stomper]

I want to be a Major too! Major Problem that is!

Major Payne is available....

 

[OutlawHoss]

I want to form a new kind of militia! The kind that doesn't help anyone, cares less about emergencys and feeding the hungry!
My milita will focus on acquiring enough fire power to burn an A-10 Warthog out of the air like it never existed! And....well.....to have "all you can eat" cupcakes and Cokes and invite morally challenged...Um....I beg your forgiveness, I, absolutely, meant vision challenged girls, over, on meeting evenings.

Generalfeldmarschall Sgt Nambu

Naw man, let's get an A-10! I'll fly it! Sir! Captain Beefheart the Red Baron Commadante First Class Major Colonel, present and ready for duty!

 

[Stomper]

I just wanna shoot the 30mm auto-cannon!!

 

[Flopsweat]

Major Payne is available....

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I've been called a Major Pain, but I don't think they meant the same thing...

 

[etrain16]

Field Marshal Erotica Cornholio here. When I run through the woods, I do so with scissors, while stopping every 20 feet to catch my breath. I do not take my commission lightly

 

[Stomper]

Or your roast beef and mead!!

 

[Sgt Nambu]

Field Marshal Erotica Cornholio here. When I run through the woods, I do so with scissors, while stopping every 20 feet to catch my breath. I do not take my commission lightly

You should not run with sissors!!! At any time!

You should buy a Bowie knife! Run with that!

HaHa! I can run 27 feet! Once!

 

[etrain16]

You should not run with sissors!!! At any time!

You should buy a Bowie knife! Run with that!

HaHa! I can run 27 feet! Once!

Wait, if I run with a Bowie knife, do I also have to dress like Bowie??

 

[AMProducts]

Yeah..... I so want to run around the woods every weekend with a bunch under-sexed, overweight, undisciplined, egotistical, dumb-arses with no muzzle/trigger control who give themselves rediculous military ranks.... Colonel.... Sgt. Major.... Captain....

Oh, you've met the local police department I see

 

[Flopsweat]

Wait, if I run with a Bowie knife, do I also have to dress like Bowie??

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Only Major Tom has to.

 

[Sgt Nambu]

Wait, if I run with a Bowie knife, do I also have to dress like Bowie??

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Yes! Yes you do!

 

[Cigarlvr313]

So what if....lets say just for the fun of it........the pastor of the church would buy an AR15 to raffle off as an "art piece" to raise funds to support the group??????

 

[etrain16]

Yes! Yes you do!

Just remember you asked for it - you may want that knife yourself to gouge your eyes out!