oh the irony

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  1. justinwb

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    Had an awesome day today, my girlfriend asks me to goto dear john with her and then breaks up with me. When do I get shot?
     
  2. SavageGerbil

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    In my experience life brings you up again a little before it really kicks you in the teeth, so if it follows the pattern you'll have good fortune before the next beat-down.

    We've all been there, call some buddies, trip to the strip club, a couple shooting outings, and flirting with every female in sight, it'll feel like forced recovery for a while but eventually you'll feel good for real. Also, lose her number, discussing the why of these things always seems like it'll help, it doesn't, just drags the unpleasantness out longer. I'm sure you'll get a few offers, but PM if you need to vent, man.
     
  3. .45's and .38's

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    :)
     
  4. justinwb

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    I was just making a joke.....it was just ironic and funny because I have never gotten a real dear john letter right after dear john.
     
  5. justinwb

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    Spirit mountain tommorow, copious amounts of alcohol and women!
     
  6. SavageGerbil

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    Excellent, if you hear shots ring off, its just me, I'm 2 miles down the road :p
     
  7. M.Link

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    Just keep away from the blonde that works there, its my girlfriend. On second thought, go ahead, then she can take your money and I can buy all the guns I want! Hahaha but really, you will get over it, its just a girl...
     
  8. elsullo

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    Just don't be wearin' no RED Star Trek uniform! The new ensign always gets blasted with something......................elsullo :paranoid:
     
  9. RobertJ.

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    A woman is like a city bus- if one gets past you, another will be along shortly enough.
     
  10. Iansstud

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    ahh women...

    If its got wheels or tits it will give you trouble
     
  11. Bajablast

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    The following is from another post on this site, but seems appropriate here.

    I just wish I had seen the list sooner:paranoid:

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    Ten reasons guns are better than women:

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space..
    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
    #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN !!

    Go shooting, go shooting, then go shooting some more, you will get over her before you know it.

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    I do not think I have a problem. I'm told that the first step to recovery is to admit your problem..... Screw them. I have NO problem.
     
  12. Krinkov

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    fake!
     
  13. rdb241

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    I learned a long time ago...women are like a bus...there will another one coming by any minute! If you keep things into perspective, no disrespect towards ANYONE, but you have to end up paying for it somehow. Whether it is a house, a ring, a nice dinner, a car, or cash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!They all are in the same catagory whether they want to admit it or not. Just my :twocents:
     
  14. gunnails

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    ====================================================

    When ever someones makes this statement I always wonder how there Moms feel.:)
     
  15. rdb241

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    Here is your answer....My mother was killed in 1986 by a drunk driver. She would be proud of my analogy. I know it is hard to swallow facts. But you it's know true whether you want to admit it or not. That does not mean you can't get along and find someone you truely charish. Just keep things in perspective.
     
  16. Trlsmn

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    It's just a troll guys.
     
  17. Redcap

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    Watch out for this justinwb guy. His trolling has gotten him banned from a number of other boards.
     

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