Nudge-SHOVE LAX Shooting to Unleash TSA VIPR “Stop and Frisk” Teams

[Burt Gummer]

She is sexy though, you can't deny that.

 

[oknow]

Wonder what will happen when they encounter a cc licensed person?

 

[Caveman Jim]

Burt, you are a sick man.... or ugly as sin & that is your type of woman... just sayin...

 

[simon99]

Burt! Are you drinking?

 

[Caveman Jim]

They start that NYC chit of stop & frisk I'll give em the famous advice of "if you touch my junk I'll knock you the bubblegum out"!!!!!

 

[Certaindeaf]

Maybe they should hire another janitor with a mop bucket. Pretty lame that it pretty well screwed up air travel planet wide for a day or two.

 

[U201491]

She is sexy though, you can't deny that.

OK Burt. NOW you're really worrying me ???
Been a very long time ehh??

 

[Burt Gummer]

I have a very twisted sense of humor. Sometimes I laugh at myself for being so strange. I really should be a depressed case given what I've learned in life and been exposed to, but damn, I just see humor in just about anything.

In ten years I see myself doing standup comedy at the Fema camp.

Hitlerly Clinton is about the only thing uglier than that mutt imo.

 

[U201491]

I have a very twisted sense of humor. Sometimes I laugh at myself for being so strange. I really should be a depressed case given what I've learned in life and been exposed to, but damn, I just see humor in just about anything.

In ten years I see myself doing standup comedy at the Fema camp.

Hitlerly Clinton is about the only thing uglier than that mutt imo.

Pheww was visualizing you in a rubber room for the vision lmpaired for a bit there

 

[308]

She is sexy though, you can't deny that.

I'd do her

 

[simon99]

Armed TSA - coming to a Macys and Nordstrom near you.....

 

[revjen45]

"She is sexy though, you can't deny that."

Yeah, but Ruth Bader-Ginsburg is a real babe.

"Hitlerly Clinton is about the only thing uglier than that mutt imo."

I disagree. Madeline Halfbright and Butch Reno are uglier than Fineswine.

 

[Stomper]

VIPR FRISK... To which I'll start singing, "put your hand down my pants and I bet you find nuts!"

 

[Redcap]

VIPR FRISK... To which I'll start singing, "put your hand down my pants and I bet you find nuts!"

Bloodhound Gang FTW.

 

[8ball]

I have seen VIPR on public transit in Seattle. It's not clear to me what rights they have to stop anyone. Are they actually law enforcement officers?

I sure as hell wasn't about to show them my papers or surrender my weapon.

 

[Stomper]

Bloodhound Gang FTW.

LOL... Your power of obscure recollection is impressive.

 

[lucifermonkey]

I sure as hell wasn't about to show them my papers or surrender my weapon.

If they ask for my papers, I'll just show them a copy of the Constitution.

 

[Frankenrifle]

"No, sir, you may not search nor detain me unless you can express what crime you have evidence that I have committed, beyond a reasonable doubt, within your jurisdiction. I now invoke my 4th and 5th amendment rights. You may be doing your job but that does not supercede my rights. Am I free to go?"

Anything else is superfluous jaw flapping. IF they let you go at that point then just move on and count yourself lucky. If they won't then all you can do respectfully request a supervisor whilst they glove up for the cavity search.