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New Member here from an undisclosed location [Private Compound]

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by da3bous, Dec 18, 2012.

  1. da3bous

    da3bous Portland, OR Member

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    Hi my name is ******** ; Im currently residing in forest park in my own compound I have built. It is a combination of tree forts and hidden underground tunnels like a badger. I am what some of you might dub as a survavilist. I live off the land foraging from all the local garbages and going to the mcdonalds at the bottom of the hill. I occasionally hunt PSU students, mainly the females since they are easier to take down. I have a large arsenal of weapons, including sling shots, spears i whittled myself and full auto BBguns. I have my own water filtration system, none of that bear grylis piss drinking crap, I tackle runners and steal their water bottles. I sometimes head into civilization and blend in just to get the temperature of what is going on. Hope to learn a lot here and don't try tracing my location as Im at starbucks right now stealing their WIFI.
     
  2. YFZsandrider

    YFZsandrider Tacoma, Wa Member

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    hahaha!!
     
  3. Joe Link

    Joe Link Portland, OR Well-Known Member Staff Member Lifetime Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

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    Congratulations on your first post after 2 years of registration :laugh:
     
  4. da3bous

    da3bous Portland, OR Member

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    Its hard hacking wifi MR Link, thank you for lifting my Ban as well....I was afraid I was going to have to raid your servers with my Army of Squirrels i've been training. I'd bring the nutria but those buggers are still in the testing phase!
     
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  5. kenk

    kenk Guest

    I think you should be referred to as the "Forrest Park Ninja" .....
     
  6. KalamaMark

    KalamaMark Kalama Wa Well-Known Member

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    Welcome! I like ya already! Now... go advertise your sharpened sticks in the classifieds for $800-$900. Don't forget to bump your ad each week with a price drop of $1 per week...You could meet the buyer FTF at that weird creepy strip joint over at the base of the hill.
     
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  7. da3bous

    da3bous Portland, OR Member

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    How did you know about my fall back location of the club house on nicolai? REGROUP REGROUP!!!! btw im offering a pre-ban special of buy 1 whittle your own spear class and get a how to identify your own scat 3x5 index card all for the low price of 699
     
  8. novamind

    novamind Hillsboro Active Member

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    Thats a Better Price than Cheaper Than Dirt has it for.:thumbup:
     
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  9. novamind

    novamind Hillsboro Active Member

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    Your own compound... is that code for...I live with my Mom?
     
  10. KalamaMark

    KalamaMark Kalama Wa Well-Known Member

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    You've compromised your OPSEC, obviously. ;-) Don't give away the farm with a class.... make 'em buy the end product at full market value. If you train others, you are merely threatening your market share.
     
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  11. novamind

    novamind Hillsboro Active Member

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    Kalamamark is right de3bous, you need a business director/manager/treasurer...70/30 is my offer.. what say ye?
     
  12. Swedish K

    Swedish K SW Washington Moderator Staff Member

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    Swedish K SW Washington Moderator Staff Member

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    Whitey375 Eugene, Oregon Active Member

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    Definitely basement dweller, lol.

    Sent from my HTC Sensation 4G using Tapatalk 2
     
  15. da3bous

    da3bous Portland, OR Member

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    I haven't lived with my mom since I was 38 thank you very much, but I was just living there to help her out....I swear

    I haven't lots of tricks up my camouflaged sleeves. I have many things to teach you city dwellers im no average survivalist, I have studied the ancient arts of ninjitsu, krav maga, nude greco-roman wrestling and the dreaded art of the honey badger not giving a F....
    We can talk about this if you can locate my lair
     
  16. kenk

    kenk Guest

    Based on your last few posts, I think your real name is Richard W?
     
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  17. da3bous

    da3bous Portland, OR Member

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    Negatory El Blanco Nino....my slave name is not Richard, but my name given it to me by the land is "wipes with leaves of 3"
     
  18. KalamaMark

    KalamaMark Kalama Wa Well-Known Member

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    "Then scoots along the ground with his ears between his knees"
     
  19. KalamaMark

    KalamaMark Kalama Wa Well-Known Member

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    The land gives folks long names. What else is there to do?
     
  20. novamind

    novamind Hillsboro Active Member

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    My can"t use them very often Intel sources say, Your lair is underground slightly NW of the center of the Elephant dung pile located at the Portland Zoo at a depth of .....Not nearly Enough. What say ye? pretty good hugh!