New goal in life

[BBQ Guy]

Motor boating with an appetizer of cheese and warm drink of salty sweat…..

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Careful....

 

[sobo]

GOUGE OUT MY EYES, O LORD!


Even the Homer bleach treatment cannot erase that image from my mind!

 

[Member 53328]

GOUGE OUT MY EYES, O LORD!


Even the Homer bleach treatment cannot erase that image from my mind!

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It's better in person. I promise. It's your own personal "somewhat mobile" water bed. But dam it racks up a food bill. I may have to cut ties and go back to a regular spring mattress.

 

[sobo]

My, oh, my... how this thread has devolved...

 

[Member 53328]

My, oh, my... how this thread has devolved...

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We can start talking about deteriorating corpses if you like….. in all honesty I'd take dead over obese… haha.

 

[BBQ Guy]

We can start talking about deteriorating corpses if you like….. in all honesty I'd take dead over obese… haha.

A hole and a heartbeat is all I need....


Apparently those are high standards here.

 

[Knobgoblin]

Been runnin.
Picked up a new to me AK variant. Paid for a mini 30 that will be in WA state wait status for a couple weeks. Stopped at work twice, because I'm a glutton for punishment. Halfway decent day off in my universe.

 

[Knobgoblin]

Always wanted a Soviet style foldy boi.

 

[Mikej]

Man, back when I worked a few months at Joe's, some one came in and splattered the men's room, BAD! I can't even comprehend how it is physically possable to shart with the kind of pressure it took to spray paint such a large area, but it happened! Poor store manager had to clean it up, took him most of a shift!

Boat ramp pit toilets at the peak of salmon fishing.
There's really nothing to compare, anywhere, at that time of the year. I'd dare say, even camp ground pit terlets during spring break!

 

[Mikej]

Boat ramp pit toilets at the peak of salmon fishing.
There's really nothing to compare, anywhere, at that time of the year. I'd dare say, even camp grounds during spring break!

The wife has seen some things I'll tell ya'! I don't use them.

 

[Flopsweat]

Boat ramp pit toilets at the peak of salmon fishing.
There's really nothing to compare, anywhere, at that time of the year. I'd dare say, even camp grounds during spring break!

One of the trailheads where I ride, I bring a bottle of Febreze on a cord so I don't have to set it down anywhere. A good long fog of it before you go in will make it a little less awful, but sometimes I need a booster spray before I can get to the door. This is only if I forget to stop during a ride and pee in the forest.

 

[Mikej]

One of the trailheads where I ride, I bring a bottle of Febreze on a cord so I don't have to set it down anywhere. A good long fog of it before you go in will make it a little less awful, but sometimes I need a booster spray before I can get to the door. This is only if I forget to stop during a ride and pee in the forest.

Well I don't have a sense of smell anymore. But even then, a visual would have me finding a mossy log instead. just the thought........Febreeze notwithstanding.

 

[Flopsweat]

Well I don't have a sense of smell anymore. But even then, a visual would have me finding a mossy log instead. just the thought........Febreeze notwithstanding.

Peeing in the woods is better that peeing at home even. Until you hear a twig snap behind you...

 

[Mikej]

Peeing in the woods is better that peeing at home even. Until you hear a twig snap behind you...

You misunderstand. I can pee anywhere if needed. A mossy log is, well, something to, lean against for support, is the best way I can put it.

 

[Flopsweat]

You misunderstand. I can pee anywhere if needed. A mossy log is, well, something to, lean against for support, is the best way I can put it.

That twig snap could literally scare the...

 

[American123]

I always stop what I'm doing to listen to Corolla, whether politics, humor, or both.

That's some serious bladder/bowel control. I usually like to finish my bathroom business uninterrupted.

 

[American123]

Peeing in the woods is better that peeing at home even. Until you hear a twig snap behind you...

That's why when you pee in the woods you spin in a circle so you keep 360 degree situational awareness.

It's also known as "the forest fountain."

 

[Knobgoblin]

That's why when you pee in the woods you spin in a circle so you keep 360 degree situational awareness.

It's also known as "the forest fountain."

Watch that upwards arc if it's breezy .

 

[sobo]

That's why when you pee in the woods you spin in a circle so you keep 360 degree situational awareness.

It's also known as "the forest fountain."

Watch that upwards arc if it's breezy .

< cue @Stomper's "pissin' into the wind" GIF >

 

[American123]

< cue @Stomper's "pissin' into the wind" GIF >

Watch that upwards arc if it's breezy .

When the flow is strong enough, weather conditions are irrelevant!