New goal in life

[monkeybutler]

Why else would someone admit to being a stripper?

Because it makes the fakery even more obvious, so when folks fall for it, the amusement factor is increased.

 

[Flopsweat]

Having purposely NOT created an intro post, I am deeply and truly inspired by recent events.
The exceedingly popular and hotly debated introduction thread of "Smashley the Stripper " actually got the lock . I have to ask. What are the odds?
Literally , how many intros are on the books? And how many have the mods closed forcibly?

When I grow up, I want to have my introduction thread canceled for cause.


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R U hot?

 

[Kruel J]

Did you just assume @Knobgoblin 's gender?

No dude, the stripper thread he referenced. And yup, I did just assume yours.

 

[Kruel J]

R U hot?

Made me think of the joke about some poor guys first night in prison…..

"You wanna be mamma or you wanna be poppa?

 

[Flopsweat]

No dude, the stripper thread he referenced. And yup, I did just assume yours.

Yeah, you like that, don't you?

 

[No_Regerts]

Wait a minute…. Knob globle……

 

[Ura-Ki]

Wait a minute…. Knob globle……

You JUST NOW noticed that???


I mean, I know your busy and all, but, DAMN!

 

[Ura-Ki]

Did you just assume @Knobgoblin 's gender?

 

[No_Regerts]

You JUST NOW noticed that???


I mean, I know your busy and all, but, DAMN!

 

[American123]

You need to post a picture of yourself and describe yourself as a "dancer" to help speed this lock along.

 

[Ura-Ki]

Careful what ya wish for, Knobby as feature dancer last night!

 

[Knobgoblin]

Poor choices earlier today. Using a rare Sunday off to work on the yard. Heat is hard on the skull ( I'd say brain, but so little brain...)
At least I got some more debris cleaned up .

Keep trying everyone. Sexist comments are not going to summon the Lock.

Somebody start acting indignant about my politics soon, please.

 

[monkeybutler]

Wait a minute…. Knob globle……

Yeah the first few times were okay but, then it just got too weird - not so much because of me - hence my current avatar.

 

[No_Regerts]

Careful what ya wish for, Knobby as feature dancer last night!

I didn't know Kate Moss was on the forum!

 

[Ura-Ki]

Or Calista Flockheart, or the Olson Twins!

 

[Ura-Ki]

Yeah the first few times were okay but, then it just got too weird - not so much because of me - hence my current avatar.

We don't need to know what you two were doin, what ever you guys are into, that's b'twixt y'all!

 

[Ura-Ki]

Where's @sobo on this, must be passed out!

 

[Knobgoblin]

 

[No_Regerts]

Where's @sobo on this, must be passed out!

After last time, I'm afraid to ask!

 

[3MTA3]

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Best. Comedy. Series. Ever.