Never heard of a butt mortar before

[mrblond]

I work in health care. We see some amazing things stuck in someone's butt. Last one that had me wondering was a full size can of shaving cream. That one did not try to claim he fell on it. Another years ago came in with a full size bottle of shampoo. A 1 liter bottle not the "travel size". That one they had to schedule an emergency surgery to remove.

I read a few things. one was a light-bulb that popped..Bet that was fun to clean out.

the other was a woman who stuck the rubber coated handle of a hammer up there then could not get it out and when she finally did, her anus came with it

 

[Defense Minister]

I can't help but notice this is a thread story where no one asked for pics…

 

[Flopsweat]

I can't help but notice this is a thread story where no one asked for pics…

Because the thread would come to a bad end.

 

[Alexx1401]

Because the thread would come to a bad end.

Years ago a buddy at work and I were bored. Stumbled onto the "People of Walmart" site. It was a very funny collection of photo's. Every so often one would pop up that had us wanting to bleach our eye's. Left me wishing they had a warning on some on the photo's. Think this one would be like that if they had photo's

 

[teflon6string]

Fire in the hole!

 

[L84Cabo]

Well that gives new meaning to the term... "explosive diarrhea."

And that...TAIN'T...no laughing matter.