My Neighbor

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  1. SA Shooter

    SA Shooter
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    The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!

    I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I started jumping up and down along with her.

    She said, “I have some really great news!”

    I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”

    She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!

    I knew she had been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!”

    Then she said, “There’s more…”

    So I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”

    She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”

    Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

    She said…“Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”
     
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  2. Sgt Nambu

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    Oooooh, noooooo!!!:(:(:(
     
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  3. clearconscience

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    Lol. Oh they never get old
     
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  4. 2A2Dend

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    LOL!
     
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  5. nammac

    nammac
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    Time to add more
    Chlorine to the gene pool
     
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  6. AndyinEverson

    AndyinEverson
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    I wonder what she would have thought if she bought the bulk pack from Costco? LOL
    Andy
     
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  7. Stomper

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    You SHOULD have asked her who the FatherS were.... LOL!
     
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  8. ditchtiger

    ditchtiger
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    That's a new one for me! Good job!
     

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