My Dog

[Lindy]

Subject: E-MAILS ABOUT MY DOG:


IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT MY DOG:

PLEASE BE ADVISED, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT MY DOG

YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS,

FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS,

... TWO OTHER DEMOCRATS,

NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACKS,

And THREE FLAG BURNERS,



AND FOR THE LAST TIME... NO, THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!

NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING,

BUT CHARLIE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!

Good Shooting

Lindy

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[oknow]

Love it

 

[Medic!]

I just wish I could stop mine from shooting people! But I cant get the gun away! He has a whole collection now. And he sleeps with his eyes open! Nice doggy. Good doggy. Give daddy the guns. Please give daddy the guns?

 

[Sgt Nambu]

^^^ Beautiful dogs guys!

 

[Swedish K]

sounds like you should rent him out for a hefty stud fee...

 

[Chee-to]

Yo, cats are badass too...........