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MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BEN LILLY, Feb 21, 2012.

  1. BEN LILLY

    BEN LILLY Lincoln City, OR NRA LIFE MEMBER Bronze Supporter

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    MURPHYS OTHER 15 LAWS

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    1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak..





    2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.



    3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.



    4. A day without sunshine is like, well .... Night.



    5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.



    6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.



    7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.



    8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.



    9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.



    10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.



    11. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.



    12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.



    13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.



    14 . The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.



    15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
     
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  2. Jamie6.5

    Jamie6.5 Western OR Well-Known Member

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    16. The odds of the toast landing butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
     
  3. DinhRose

    DinhRose Austin, Texas (Ex-Pat of SE PDX) Active Member

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    The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
    Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
     
  4. CZ Fan

    CZ Fan Oregon Member

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    hahaha those are great!
     
  5. mjbskwim

    mjbskwim Salmon,Idaho Well-Known Member

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    I would suggest this thread right after reading about Greece
     
  6. A.I.P.

    A.I.P. UpperUS Active Member

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    I'm stealing it!