Missing No_Regerts

[Dr Prepper]

Sorry y'all! Had a few things blow up at the same time. Work got busy and the new kid decided to come earlier than expected. He ended up with a broken collarbone from the birth. The wife lost lots of blood. Ended up staying in the hospital for a while. Kid is also jaundiced, so we are working through that. I had to take over full-time with the older kid while the wife and new kid got better. Things are almost back to normal, So I'll be around!

Best of luck to everyone. Glad they are on the mend. Good luck to you juggling!

 

[No_Regerts]

When he gets all cranky, I tell him this:

 

[BBQ Guy]

Sorry y'all! Had a few things blow up at the same time. Work got busy and the new kid decided to come earlier than expected. He ended up with a broken collarbone from the birth. The wife lost lots of blood. Ended up staying in the hospital for a while. Kid is also jaundiced, so we are working through that. I had to take over full-time with the older kid while the wife and new kid got better. Things are almost back to normal, So I'll be around!

Good to hear that ya'll are in one piece and on the mend.


You need to work on your pull out game so there's no more regerts...

 

[Dr Prepper]

Good to hear that ya'll are in one piece and on the mend.


You need to work on your pull out game so there's no more regerts...

Ya unless she gives you the old hip hug ankle embrace. Then your screwed! Well she's screwed, Ok your both screwed!

 

[Flopsweat]

Ya unless she gives you the old hip hug ankle embrace. Then your screwed! Well she's screwed, Ok your both screwed!

Buddy of mine, while in the Peace Corps, was entertaining some of the local talent one evening, went to pull out right at the special moment, and found himself in the very clench you mention. Apparently white babies were quite the status symbol in this village, and the young lass was most determined, and rather strong. The lad was in somewhat good shape himself though, and did escape her clutches before the seed could be sown. By his account she was rather upset with the outcome.

Seriously though, true story, and no, not me.

 

[Dr Prepper]

Seriously though, true story, and no, not me.

Says the guy with the name... "Flopsweat"
Yeah lots of people don't know many Asian cultures especially chinese are class society's. And white skin is considered not to work in the fields. Tanned or dark skinned are considered laborers. That's why you see (particularly asian/chinese) women wear the ridiculous big brimmed poker hat looking things. They will melt in the sun otherwise.
Drives me crazy when people talk about racism. There's SOO much more to it. Especially "Hmong" their own peoples. (Lame i cant insert my "grand turino" gifs anymore )

 

[nwwoodsman]

Yeah lots of people don't know many Asian cultures especially chinese are class society's. And white skin is considered not to work in the fields. Tanned or dark skinned are considered laborers

Once I lifted my shirt, I'd never have to lift a finger again. Anyone know how I can become one of these Asians?

 

[Flopsweat]

Says the guy with the name... "Flopsweat"
Yeah lots of people don't know many Asian cultures especially chinese are class society's. And white skin is considered not to work in the fields. Tanned or dark skinned are considered laborers. That's why you see (particularly asian/chinese) women wear the ridiculous big brimmed poker hat looking things. They will melt in the sun otherwise.
Drives me crazy when people talk about racism. There's SOO much more to it. Especially "Hmong" their own peoples. (Lame i cant insert my "grand turino" gifs anymore )

It's not just Asian cultures either.

 

[cigars]

Before this thread goes off into the weeds completely... Glad to hear all is well! Congrats on the newborn!

 

[No_Regerts]

It's 0224. Newborns suck.

 

[Dr Prepper]

It's 0224. Newborns suck.

Insomnia sucks.. At least the kid will grow older. Insomnia just gets old FAST! take heart in that!

Hope the wifey is doing well.
Good to see ya surface.

 

[Flopsweat]

It's 0224. Newborns suck.

Don't do the breeding if you can't do the feeding.

 

[Xaevian]

Payback for your 3 minute miracle contribution.

 

[Dr Prepper]

It's 0224. Newborns suck.

You can time travel!!!
You Should go back and save yourself.. AND your wife!

Better yet.. Go back AND SAVE US ALL! (If you catch my drift)

 

[Flopsweat]

You can time travel!!!
You Should go back and save yourself.. AND your wife!

For those who duh:

 

[Dr Prepper]

For those who duh:

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I s'pect he went back in time and fathered himself too! Maybe hes from the future! Mr. "Outlook not so good"
This man's got secrets..

 

[P7M13]

The bilirubin is a trip.
Congrats, @No_Regerts to you and your wife. Each one gets easier (i.e. #3, #4, etc), unless they arrive together.

 

[Flopsweat]

I s'pect he went back in time and fathered himself too! Maybe hes from the future! Mr. "Outlook not so good"
This man's got secrets..

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[titsonritz]

It's 0224. Newborns suck.

That's what tits are for.

 

[Dr Prepper]

That's what tits are for.

There's a scary thought. Tits to the rescue with ritz pasties and all..
Wait a few years to traumatize the kid will ya.