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As we all know, some officers in the military are only officers because of some BS degree that got them in to OTS (Officer Training School) anyway. A lot of them have no right being an officer, let alone being in charge of nothing more than a goldfish!
Well, we get this new section officer. He ain't there for a month and he already has caused MAJOR waves and issues with people. He's about 6' 2" and has the typical bodybuilder shape. (We had a guy in our shop who was into bodybuilding and had the same physique). He comes around on a "tour" of the different sections that he is in charge of. As he is in our shop I see him and ask if he's into bodybuilding. He says "You'll address me properly, do you understand?"
Being about fed up with the BS (bullsh_t) "officers" that are coming out of OTS, I shrug my shoulders and say "forget it" as I turn and walk away from his "tour" of our shop.
He gets done with us an heads over to another building. I grab a bunch of gear and head over to the inspection hangars to do a job and this jack-wagon struts through. While in the middle of inspecting an aircraft, and BS'ing with a friend of mine, we hear sirens and see flashing red lights from an ambulance outside the hangar. Not paying any attention I continue with my inspections as he (my friend) walks back into one of the shops off the hangar.
He comes back in laughing is a_s off! I ask "what's so funny?"
He says "Remember the hydraulic sheet metal cutter the machine shop just got a few months ago? The one that will cut through 1/4" steel?"
"Yeah. And...."
"Well, the dumba_s is getting a tour of the shop and they get to the sheet metal cutter and they give a little show-and-tell and they cut a piece of sheet metal. The dumbs_s says "I bet it can't cut me" and proceeds to put his fingers in it and hits the button. Cuts the tips of 3 of his fingers off!!!"
When he was released from the hospital they sent him back to the states. He wasn't on island for more than 6 weeks!
hahahahaha. I still think of that dumba_s from time to time and wonder what he must tell people about his time in the Air Force and if he says anything about chopping his fingers off. hahahaha
Well, we get this new section officer. He ain't there for a month and he already has caused MAJOR waves and issues with people. He's about 6' 2" and has the typical bodybuilder shape. (We had a guy in our shop who was into bodybuilding and had the same physique). He comes around on a "tour" of the different sections that he is in charge of. As he is in our shop I see him and ask if he's into bodybuilding. He says "You'll address me properly, do you understand?"
Being about fed up with the BS (bullsh_t) "officers" that are coming out of OTS, I shrug my shoulders and say "forget it" as I turn and walk away from his "tour" of our shop.
He gets done with us an heads over to another building. I grab a bunch of gear and head over to the inspection hangars to do a job and this jack-wagon struts through. While in the middle of inspecting an aircraft, and BS'ing with a friend of mine, we hear sirens and see flashing red lights from an ambulance outside the hangar. Not paying any attention I continue with my inspections as he (my friend) walks back into one of the shops off the hangar.
He comes back in laughing is a_s off! I ask "what's so funny?"
He says "Remember the hydraulic sheet metal cutter the machine shop just got a few months ago? The one that will cut through 1/4" steel?"
"Yeah. And...."
"Well, the dumba_s is getting a tour of the shop and they get to the sheet metal cutter and they give a little show-and-tell and they cut a piece of sheet metal. The dumbs_s says "I bet it can't cut me" and proceeds to put his fingers in it and hits the button. Cuts the tips of 3 of his fingers off!!!"
When he was released from the hospital they sent him back to the states. He wasn't on island for more than 6 weeks!
hahahahaha. I still think of that dumba_s from time to time and wonder what he must tell people about his time in the Air Force and if he says anything about chopping his fingers off. hahahaha