Matija Goes Medieval

[mkwerx]

I couldn't stop laughing...

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Cornelius man threatened his wife with a homemade spiked club. Maybe he watched too much Walking Dead, or just had a hard on for ancient history. Whatever the case, alcohol was involved (shocker!)

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[clearconscience]

With that name something tells me it's no so medieval where he's from.

And if your going to make a spiked club you could do a lot better than that piece of crap.
Dang did his 5 year old make that.

Dis fo mudda russia!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

I can just see a classified ad for this:
Peoples Democratic War Club ... Now for sale cheap!
Lightly used and dropped only once.
Andy

 

[CountryGent]

Investigators say they believe alcohol was a factor in the incident.

Yaaaaah ... I'd imagine an obscene amount of vodka factored somewhere in there.

 

[johnny bob]

And if your going to make a spiked club you could do a lot better than that piece of crap.
Dang did his 5 year old make that.

Wow when I saw it was a 7 rounder I thought it should be banded and then I seen the hose clamps and Oh never mind.....

 

[HuckleberryFun]

Go ahead and laugh. When all our guns stop working and we're down to swords, pikes, and melee weapons the Renaissance Faire dweebs we like to make fun of will be our new lords and masters! Read Dies the Fire by S.M Stirling and it's sequels for how a world without boomsticks would work...
I keep a club too. Just in case.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Oh yeah,
I have a Eastern Woodland Indian war club , a couple of bows , three spears , a untold number of knives and a few tomahawks , plus a WWII katana as well.
So you say "No Boomstick" , I say "No problem!"

A man's gotta have something when his powder is wet ...
Andy

 

[HuckleberryFun]

Oh yeah,
I have a Eastern Woodland Indian war club , a couple of bows , three spears , a untold number of knives and a few tomahawks , plus a WWII katana as well.
So you say "No Boomstick" , I say "No problem!"

A man's gotta have something when his powder is wet ...
Andy

I am <1% Mohawk. I wonder if that's enough to be a natural with the Eastern Woodland War Indian Club. If not, I can always just get the haircut and go tribal anyways.

 

[Quartermaster]

Was the can of Dr Pepper for scale?

 

[Capn Jack]

The main thing I miss about the old M1... It made a dandy club!
Can't figure out how to swing an M4.
I guess I'll have to put all of the bayonet lugs back on.

 

[mkwerx]

Go ahead and laugh. When all our guns stop working and we're down to swords, pikes, and melee weapons the Renaissance Faire dweebs we like to make fun of will be our new lords and masters! Read Dies the Fire by S.M Stirling and it's sequels for how a world without boomsticks would work...
I keep a club too. Just in case.

I have a Bat'leth. For realz. I think I'm gonna be OK when the bullets run out

 

[HuckleberryFun]

I have a Bat'leth. For realz. I think I'm gonna be OK when the bullets run out

For the glory of the Empire! K'plah!