I just caught this on the local news. A 69 year old man, sitting in a booth at a Happy Valley Denny's about 9:00 last evening, had this weirdo enter and sit down next to him. After a couple of minutes the fellow poured an accelerant on the old man and tossed a lighted item on to his clothes! Poor old fellow is in critical condition, fighting for his life! The Clackamas Co Sheriffs office has a blurry, bad angle security cam image of the assailant! I hope they get him soon!
As I watched the story with growing horror, I could envision my self jumping up and drawing when the accelerant hit me and yelling, "Don't light that! Please, please don't make me shoot!"
Actually that's lib code for, "GO AHEAD AND TRY TO LIGHT THAT, YOU LITTLE SOB!!!" "I'LL PUT SO MANY HOLLOW POINTS THROUGH YOUR NASTY LITTLE AZZ YOU WONT BELIEVE IT AS YOU DIE!!!"
"THERE WILL BE TWO MAGAZINE CHANGES, AND THEN I WILL KICK YOUR FACE OUT THROUGH THE BACK OF YOUR SKULL!!!"
Sorry, I get carried away! This is the lowest order of humanity, and I hope he goes out in a particularly messy way!
As I watched the story with growing horror, I could envision my self jumping up and drawing when the accelerant hit me and yelling, "Don't light that! Please, please don't make me shoot!"
Actually that's lib code for, "GO AHEAD AND TRY TO LIGHT THAT, YOU LITTLE SOB!!!" "I'LL PUT SO MANY HOLLOW POINTS THROUGH YOUR NASTY LITTLE AZZ YOU WONT BELIEVE IT AS YOU DIE!!!"
"THERE WILL BE TWO MAGAZINE CHANGES, AND THEN I WILL KICK YOUR FACE OUT THROUGH THE BACK OF YOUR SKULL!!!"
Sorry, I get carried away! This is the lowest order of humanity, and I hope he goes out in a particularly messy way!
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