A man who was pulled over for a traffic violation in North Carolina was found this week with a gun in his jail cell — a big gun that authorities believe he hid in his rectum. The man, identified as Michael Leon Ward, 22, of Canton, Ga., was in the Onslow County, N.C., jail after his arrest Monday morning. He is awaiting extradition to Georgia, where he is wanted on a fugitive warrant in a murder investigation. Deputies told NBC station WITN of Washington, N.C., that Ward was searched and then strip-searched before he was put into a holding cell. Jailers also made Ward perform what they call a "squat and cough" procedure. Only later did they find the gun — a .38-caliber revolver, with a 4½-inch barrel. While it wasn't loaded, it worked just fine when officers loaded a bullet and test-fired it. http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/13/10150869-for-suspect-gun-is-a-pain-in-the Comments on another forum: I hear the guy was a Crack Shot... &hity &hity bang bang...... ...hunting gerbils? If he coughed and the gun went off and hit somebody, would they charge him with _a*s_ualt? That "squat and cough" procedure might have backfired! I bet he's a crappy shot. Fire in the hole! So it's a weapon of 'a*s destruction...' Rectum? Darn near killed him.