Man breaks in Pdx home, arrested, released, then killed by Max train today

[308]

We should send this thread to the family so they can read it at the memorial instead of the ubiquitous ear tickling words delivered by a 'man of the cloth'

 

[arakboss]

The Karma gods have spoken.

Karma gods have spoken again:

New York City man breaks neck jumping turnstile, dies: report

A man in Queens, New York, died Sunday after police say he tried to jump a turnstile and somehow hit his head on the floor, according to a report.

www.foxnews.com

 

[cigars]

Karma gods have spoken again:

New York City man breaks neck jumping turnstile, dies: report

A man in Queens, New York, died Sunday after police say he tried to jump a turnstile and somehow hit his head on the floor, according to a report.

www.foxnews.com

He died from Covid, obviously.

 

[BBQ Guy]

Karma gods have spoken again:

New York City man breaks neck jumping turnstile, dies: report

A man in Queens, New York, died Sunday after police say he tried to jump a turnstile and somehow hit his head on the floor, according to a report.

www.foxnews.com

I'd say that's a happy ending to the story.

 

[Nutty4Guns]

That's a pretty harsh karmic payback for just avoiding a fare. I guess payback really is a beotch sometimes.

 

[tac]

That was the definitive one-way 'trip', right there.

 

[arakboss]

That's a pretty harsh karmic payback for just avoiding a fare. I guess payback really is a beotch sometimes.

I would agree if it was one fare but my guess is this wasn't his first fare jump. It was his last.

 

[Benny762]

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[mobil890]

He took the Max track temperature challenge.

 

[Flopsweat]

Karma gods have spoken again:

New York City man breaks neck jumping turnstile, dies: report

A man in Queens, New York, died Sunday after police say he tried to jump a turnstile and somehow hit his head on the floor, according to a report.

www.foxnews.com

Did he do the Scorpion?


For those who duh:

Rob explains the origin of The Scorpion in the first few minutes of this video.

 

[Tony617]

Sounds like he broke into a house, got scared away and then arrested. Police then let him go. Then he tried to attack cars on I-84. Then got run over by the Max train.

Man struck, killed by MAX train in Portland after running through traffic, police say

Police say a man was struck and killed by a MAX train Saturday afternoon in Northeast Portland after he reportedly walked through traffic on Interstate-84 and then onto the train tracks. Police said officers received reports of a person running around on I-84, throwing things at passing cars...

katu.com

Wow sounds like, "Dramatic Irony" to me.

 

[po18guy]

He died due to lack of MAX headroom.

 

[arakboss]

Did he do the Scorpion?


For those who duh:

Rob explains the origin of The Scorpion in the first few minutes of this video.

You must have been there. His legs bent so far back he kicked himself in the back of the head and that's what broke his neck.

 

[Mikej]

Did he do the Scorpion?


For those who duh:

Rob explains the origin of The Scorpion in the first few minutes of this video.

The wife and I watch that show Religiously! We love all three of them.

 

[Xaevian]

He died due to lack of MAX headroom.

He needed more training!

 

[titsonritz]

Karma gods have spoken again:

New York City man breaks neck jumping turnstile, dies: report

A man in Queens, New York, died Sunday after police say he tried to jump a turnstile and somehow hit his head on the floor, according to a report.

www.foxnews.com

That dude was hammered...
https://nypost.com/2022/01/03/nyc-man-jumps-subway-turnstile-fatally-breaking-neck-video/

 

[Nutty4Guns]

That dude was hammered...
https://nypost.com/2022/01/03/nyc-man-jumps-subway-turnstile-fatally-breaking-neck-video/

Twice!

 

[nammac]

That dude was hammered...
https://nypost.com/2022/01/03/nyc-man-jumps-subway-turnstile-fatally-breaking-neck-video/

Guess he won't be doin' that again…

 

[dingo97223]

Sounds like he broke into a house, got scared away and then arrested. Police then let him go. Then he tried to attack cars on I-84. Then got run over by the Max train.

Man struck, killed by MAX train in Portland after running through traffic, police say

Police say a man was struck and killed by a MAX train Saturday afternoon in Northeast Portland after he reportedly walked through traffic on Interstate-84 and then onto the train tracks. Police said officers received reports of a person running around on I-84, throwing things at passing cars...

katu.com

If the lunatic libs of Portland would have their way, they would find the home owner guilty for scaring the misunderstood exemplary citizen into walking onto the Max Train tracks.....instead of giving him a foot massage, a back rub, a hot cocoa/and some coke....and since Christmas spirit is still in the air, buy him a new bike...

 

[Xaevian]

buy him a new bike...

Why? He already was going to take the train!