Mall Ninja Gear - UTG tac vest, pouches, holsters. Hondo roll with style.

Newberg · Nov 28, 2021

Group of real, authentic, gecko45 approved, low speed high drag, spec ops through the hood, hondo roll'n with style, UTG TAC VEST and Gear.

$40 picked up in Newberg for everything you see here.

*warning* I can't be responsible for what happens in Willamina or Amboy while wearing this stealthy tuxedo with many accessories but I hear the ladies will flock to the wearer like butter on a white bread sandwich after Thanksgiving.

Bears · Nov 28, 2021

This actually matches my antifa outfit! I could be the coolest mall ninja out of all the rioters!

Would you take a custom Glock cookie cutter as part trade? I have an ad listed and I absolutely could use the extra reputation boost from this high speed low drag operator gear.

Newberg · Nov 28, 2021

Alas, I have many cookie cutters in my stash and my safe word is also pineapple.

No trades on this fine imported outfit unfortunately.

Oh and the holsters probably fit anything made in Brazil, China or Eastern block countries.

Pouches are perfect for stashing items to stash while on patrol.

Size? Phfffft. If you have to ask. This thing has mad adjustability.