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Make a prediction for 2012

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Just Jim, Dec 23, 2011.

  1. Just Jim

    Just Jim Well-Known Member

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    About any topic that flips your cookie. Useing your analytical mind, tell us what the future brings. Or tell us what someone told you.:bluelaugh::bluelaugh:

    jj
     
  2. Just Jim

    Just Jim Well-Known Member

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    Well looking at things with an analytical mind and understanding the way the world turns I predict that the First Ladies posterior will enlarge to such a proportion that it will become the 57th state Obama has always been talking about
     
  3. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg WA Well-Known Member

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    The sheeple will once again choose a president that was chosen long in advance by their masters the international banksters. It may be an elephant or a donkey, merely two sides of the Orwellian coin
     
  4. Navvet

    Navvet Lynden, WA Active Member

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    Obama will win again because the Roman Citizens want their free bread and games.
     
  5. doubletap007

    doubletap007 Beaverton Active Member

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    i predict obama will grant citizenship to illegals and sell our country out for a few votes,then he will announce his plan to make the north american union with a new dollar(the amero)a health care package(that is like a 3rd world countrys)and he will change our constitution to take our rights away and begin his communist plan to destroy america.oh and michelle obamas butt will grow even bigger and her gums will still look like shes wearing a football players mouth piece.
     
  6. coop44

    coop44 Tacoma ,WA Well-Known Member

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    I predict all the news media will tell us how good everything has gotten in the last year, only to retract all such statements after the elections. (they do this every election year)

    The earths tilt shall increase 5.632 degrees because the mass of michelle obamas butt has thrown everything akilter.

    Because of the earths increased (butt) mass the moon shall be pulled closer to us making it an easy commute and Virgin Air will start offering daily flights.

    President Obama will take full credit, because he allowed Michelles deep fried HoHo and Twinkie allowance to be increased and assigned a secret service team to the task of keeping her supplied.

    Mexico will become even more destabilized and ask for U.S. military intervention, setting the stage for their entry as the 51st state in 2013.

    Every lawn in America will be assigned it's own personal gardener.

    Canada will build their own border wall to keep undesirables out, But it will resemble a white picket fence and will be ineffective, allowing for gun weilding americanos to traverse their border seeking asylum.

    Americans will soon outnumber Canadians in their own country, seize control, and cut all ties with the U.S and the British.

    Canada will become the #1 arms producer after all U.S. gun makers move to Canada, Making the Canadian army of expatriot americans the strongest in the world.

    I will become King of canada after it is known that all my predictions come true.
     
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  7. Sasquatchvnv

    Sasquatchvnv Port Orchard Active Member

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    Before It's News

    http://www.shtfplan.com/forecasting...s-will-ensue-military-will-take-over_12162011

    By Gerald Celente

    Hold onto your hat, your wallet, and your wits.

    After a tumultuous 2011 in which many of the trends we had forecast became headline news around the world, we are now forewarning of an even more tumultuous year to come.

    While it would give us great pleasure to forecast a 2012 of joy and prosperity all brought about by the wisdom and benevolence of our fearless leaders * since we are not running for office or looking to profit by gulling the people, we tell it as we see it in our 12 Top Trends 2012.

    One megatrend looms on the near horizon. And we forecast that when it strikes, it will be a shock felt around the world. Hyperbole it’s not! Our research has revealed that at the very highest levels of government this megatrend has been seriously discussed. Read on:

    1. Economic Martial Law: Given the current economic and geopolitical conditions, the central banks and world governments already have plans in place to declare economic martial law with the possibility of military martial law to follow.

    2. Battlefield America: With a stroke of the Presidential pen, language was removed from an earlier version of the National Defense Authorization Act, granting the President authority to act as judge, jury and executioner. Citizens, welcome to “Battlefield America.”

    3. Invasion of the Occtupy: 15 years ago, Gerald Celente predicted in his book Trends 2000 that prolonged protests would hit Wall Street in the early years of the new millennium and would spread nationwide. The “Occtupy” is now upon us, and it is like nothing history has ever witnessed.

    4. Climax Time: The financial house of cards is collapsing, and in 2012 many of the long-simmering socioeconomic and geopolitical trends that Celente has accurately forecast will come to a climax. Some will arrive with a big bang and others less dramatically but no less consequentially. Are you prepared? And what’s next for the world?

    5. Technocrat Takeover: “Democracy is Dead; Long Live the Technocrat!” A pair of lightning-quick financial coup d’√©tats in Greece and Italy have installed two unelected figures as head of state. No one yet in the mainstream media is calling this merger of state and corporate powers by its proper name: Fascism, nor are they calling these “technocrats” by their proper name: Bankers! Can a rudderless ship be saved because technocrat is at the helm?

    6. Repatriate! Repatriate!: It took a small, but financially and politically powerful group to sell the world on globalization, and it will take a large, committed and coordinated citizens’ movement to “un-sell” it. “Repatriate! Repatriate!” will pit the creative instincts of a multitude of individuals against the repressive monopoly of the multinationals.

    7. Secession Obsession: Winds of political change are blowing from Tunisia to Russia and everywhere in between, opening a window of opportunity through which previously unimaginable political options may now be considered: radical decentralization, Internet-based direct democracy, secession, and even the peaceful dissolution of nations, offering the possibility for a new world “disorder.”

    8. Safe Havens: As the signs of imminent economic and social collapse become more pronounced, legions of New Millennium survivalists are, or will be, thinking about looking for methods and ways to escape the resulting turmoil. Those “on-trend” have already taken measure to implement Gerald Celente’s 3 G’s: Gold, Guns and a Getaway plan. Where to go? What to do? Top Trends 2012 will guide the way.

    9. Big Brother Internet: The coming year will be the beginning of the end of Internet Freedom: A battle between the governments and the people. Governments will propose legislation for a new “authentication technology,” requiring Internet users to present the equivalent of a driver’s license and/or bill of health to navigate cyberspace. For the general population it will represent yet another curtailing of freedom and level of governmental control.

    10. Direct vs. Faux Democracy: In every corner of the world, a restive populace has made it clear that it’s disgusted with “politics as usual” and is looking for change. Government, in all its forms * democracy, autocracy, monarchy, socialism, communism * just isn”t working. The only viable solution is to take the vote out of the hands of party politicians and institute Direct Democracy. If the Swiss can do it, why can’t anyone else?

    11. Alternative Energy 2012: Even under the cloud of Fukushima, the harnessing of nuclear power is being reinvigorated by a fuel that is significantly safer than uranium and by the introduction of small, modular, portable reactors that reduce costs and construction time. In addition, there are dozens of projects underway that explore the possibility of creating cleaner, competitively priced liquid fuels distilled from natural sources. Plan to start saying goodbye to conventional liquid fuels!

    12. Going Out in Style: In the bleak terrain of 2012 and beyond, “Affordable sophistication” will direct and inspire products, fashion, music, the fine arts and entertainment at all levels. US businesses would be wise to wake up and tap into the dormant desire for old time quality and the America that was.
    With unexcelled track record to prove it, no one can provide a more accurate look into the future than Gerald Celente, Trends Journal Publisher.Zeke West, Media Relations zwest@trendsresearch.com
    845 331.3500 Ext. 1
     
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  8. billcoe

    billcoe PDX Platinum Supporter Platinum Supporter

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    The big news coming like a freight train down the tracks with no brakes is that Israel attacks Iran. Much like a magician waving a wand, the Israeli attack turns off the lights and power, initially confusing the Iranians. They quickly achieve their objectives and get the hell out. The US knew this was about to occur and had pulled the 5th fleet out of range of the Iranian Silkworms. Simultaneously or soon thereafter we jump in and sink 2 Iranian ships of the East Coast. Military thinking correctly having ascertained that they are carrying nuclear weapons spirited out of the former USSR and adapted/connected to a short range missile to cause an EMP burst over the East Coast.

    To show support and for their own political gain: Hezbollah, an Iranian client, attacks Israel from Southern Lebanon. Lebanon quickly turns into a unareated and fetid overfilled Privy-hole with civil war raging as the Mossad preparation had all but split the country and prepped the Christians and Druze to line up. Walid Jumblatt is surreptitiously whacked for supporting Hezbollah and the next Druze leader (also last name Jumblatt) joins the lineup to launch on cue in support of the Jews. Hezbollah and Hamas are lit up by the IDF but are still able to fire up missiles they'd dug in too deep to hit. An outraged Israel quickly moves troops into Lebanon, Syria had already been neutralized by a Turkish invasion and support of opposition forces, and still a bloody and indecisive civil war continues as Palestinian refuges pour out of the slums like pissed off ants from an antpile to do their part.

    This tit for tat with Iran ends soon but the Lebonon conflict continues. The net cause is gas substantially exceeds $5.00 an ounce, and I receive the bet payout of an ounce of gold. Yet economic stagnation comes as well. Citizens blame Obama and politicians, not realizing that they have contributed as well.

    This attack is currently scheduled for late fall, once bunker buster bombs are Mfg/deployed and the many other military pieces are in place and resolved, but it may be moved up if Iran steps up first via any number of actions. The net result of this attack soon before the Presidential election is that Americans lock arms and re-elected President Obama to a second term. As the Republicans now control the house AND senate, fractious infighting causes Jimmy Carter style "political gridlock" accompanied by argumentative and stupid news stories no rational citizen can stomach or understand and the economy stagnates simultaneously. Stagnation results in civilian outrage, riots and lawlessness and more creeping totalitarianism which is accepted by the sheeple thinking that they will get security. When they don't....not much can be done of course.

    Gloom and doom reigns over the NW Firearms board and the end of the world as we know it/SHTF combo platter is predicted, and although Obama gets a couple more far left Lesbians like Elena Kagan, maybe a disabled Lesbian Mexican-American or 2 this time, nominated for the supreme court to fill vacancies, not much changes there as the conservatives who control the house and senate are outraged and won't vote for them. Gridlock ensues....everyone gets worn down with the gridlock and economy malaise that big debt and high gas prices bring.

    That's right, I said that. Coming this very year.
     
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  9. Vicarious Cynic

    Vicarious Cynic Eugene,OR New Member

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    Tv will suck, printed media will suck, most people will get their news and entertainment from tv and printed media. Idiocracy theories will abound, and life will go on largely unchanged. People who want ho-ho's will be able to buy ho-ho's. People who want organic arugula will be able to get organic arugula. All the while people will claim that their ability to get what they want is being unjustly limited by some outside source. Blame is never scarce.
     
  10. sheepdip

    sheepdip Redland Well-Known Member

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    S.O.S.D.D.
     
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  11. MikeE

    MikeE Portland Well-Known Member

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    Mitt Romney is going to get me a job.
     
  12. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

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    How's that Obama thing working out for ya?

    [video=youtube;P36x8rTb3jI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI[/video]
     
  13. doubletap007

    doubletap007 Beaverton Active Member

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    obama gonna pay my bills!....change we can believe in.....hope,change love!.....we are the world....we are the children....
    yes we can!.....
    sorry lady obama got your vote because he is the right shade,you need to be hispanic to get welfare,free college,and 2 social security numbers(one to claim unemployment while you work under the other number then get laid off and collect under the other number and name while running up credit cards on both that you will never pay for leaving it to tax payers)because obama needs the extra votes and democrats are too lazy to mow their own lawns and have their teenagers pick berries for summer jobs.
     
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  14. Mikej

    Mikej Portland Gold Supporter Gold Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

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    God you guys are a real barrel of laughs...........................................

    Think I'll get drunk today.

    Mike
     
  15. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

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    Merry Christmas!
     
  16. duginsky

    duginsky Tualatin Active Member

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    I predict that J Jim will drop all pretense and reveal true his identity of Eric Holder... JK!
     
  17. Mark W.

    Mark W. Silverton, OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    WOW you guys all did way better in creative writting class then I did. I knew that story about our dog that ate the tar paper off the side of the new addition was lame but I just couldn't think of anything better at the time.



    Oh my prediction: More of the same old crap.
     
  18. rufus

    rufus State of Jefferson Well-Known Member

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    My prediction: 2012 will be better than 2011.

    Hopefully a lot better.
     
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  19. willseeker

    willseeker N. Portland. Well-Known Member

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    Merry Christmas comrade JJ.

    Thanks for another fun filled thread.:thumbup:

    Yes, I'm still here...and watching...muahaha.:laugh:

    Be well,
    Will
     
  20. MikeE

    MikeE Portland Well-Known Member

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