Limericks Or Quotes You Like!

[Mikej]

You can pick your friends.
And you can pick your nose.
But you can't eat your friends.
Or can you?

Steven V. Bolliger

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Watch out where those huskies go...
And don't eat that yellow snow.
Frank Zappa
Andy

 

[HB of CJ]

"Once A Young Man From New Orleans ...
"Always Ate Too Many Beans" ...
"Again And Again" ...
"Much To His Chagrin" ...
"He Kept Blowing Holes Through His Jeans!" ...

HB of CJ in about the 4th grade. Got a C- or C+. I can't remember which.

 

[Lilhigbee]

re;
Beginners Guide to Reloading Costs (most cost effective rounds you have)
"Never argue with a fool for then he is doing the same."
and,
"When you are wrestling with a pig in the mud, eventually you will realize the pig likes it."
and,
"Never try to teach a pig to sing. All it does is frustrate you and annoy the pig."

 

[MannyGlocks]

A germ exists without no fists

Or, teeth or claws to fight with

He has no home

No hair to comb

Or wife to snore at night with

And that's all I can remember but the above was written by the late Johnny Hart who used to pen the comic strip BC.

 

[CamoDeafie]

From the Pine Box Boys song "Just a crush"

Hush my baby hush
it aint love Its just a crush
Pray my baby pray
Hope to God he goes away
Cry my baby cry
Anythings worth a try but
Hush my baby hush
If you scream he gets a rush

 

[No_Regerts]

Little boy blew.....he needed the money!

 

[titsonritz]

Watch out where those huskies go...
And don't eat that yellow snow.
Frank Zappa
Andy

I just watch the Miami Vice episode with Zappa in it.

 

[Jasonanddeonna]

"Chance favors the prepared mind."

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."

"If you're not supposed to talk with strangers, how do you make friends?"

"If you can think of it, someone in California is already making money on it."

"He who farts in church must sit in his own pew."

"Protect your cornhole."

"Shake it more than two times and you're playing with it."

"A tisket, a tasket, a condom or a casket."

"Never underestimate the stupidity of the human race."

"Speaking of being stupid, how do you keep your head from going flat every time you open your mouth?"

"That's how dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far."

"Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

"Are you stoned, stupid, or both?"

"Get the f*** off my lawn."

 

[jbett98]

"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life,
nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."

Isaac Asimov"

 

[nammac]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
His...

Oh never mind this is a family site...

 

[OldTengu]

"There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you will still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything."
Yamamoto Tsunetomo

"You know how I stayed alive this long? All these years? Fear. The spectacle of fearsome acts. Somebody steals from me, I cut off his hands. He offends me, I cut out his tongue. He rises against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike, raise it high up so all on the streets can see. That's what preserves the order of things. Fear."
Bill the Butcher

"We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world"
Bill Murray

 

[L84Cabo]

Be decisive!

Right or wrong, make a damn decision!

Because the road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make up their minds.


Also remember...

The early bird gets the worm.

But the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[pharmseller]

 

[Member 18201]

There once was a man from Nantucket..............

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket

 

[Mike_M57]

"I thought getting old would take longer."

 

[CLT65]

"I thought getting old would take longer."

You know, that one's funny and all, but it is SO TRUE!

 

[Mike_M57]

You know, that one's funny and all, but it is SO TRUE!

Yes, sadly, whoever first said that getting old sucks wasn't lying.