Lexophilia...

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  1. fredball

    fredball
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    "Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words,
    such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with
    a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with
    the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.
    This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
    .. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
    .. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
    .. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
    .. The batteries were given out free of charge.
    .. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
    .. A will is a dead giveaway.
    .. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
    .. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
    .. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
    .. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
    .. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
    .. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
     
  2. Martini_Up

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  3. Just Jim

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    You have to say this as fast as you can to understand it...

    Smart fellow I oh I fellow smart.o_O
     
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  4. Stomper

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    You're a real fart smeller. :rolleyes:
     
  5. Chee-to

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    Hoof hearted ice melted......................:confused:
     
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  6. Dyjital

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    I'm not a fig plucker nor a fig pluckers son but I'll pluck your figs till the fig plucker comes.

    Do that fast.
     
  7. jbett98

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    Aluminum Can
     
  8. albin25

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    Why do we drive on a Parkway....and park on a Driveway?
     
  9. jbett98

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    Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
     
  10. teflon97239

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    a man a plan a canal panama

    spell that out backwards
     
  11. Sgt Nambu

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    I like tongue twisters,
    A couple of weeks ago I passed through Arkansas and saw a saw that could out saw any saw that I ever saw. Now if you ever pass through Arkansas and see a saw that could out saw that I saw I would like to see the saw that you saw, saw!

    Just Goofy, huh?;)
     
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  12. 44mag2ndamend

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    Ah yes, If you melt dry ice can you swim with out getting wet!
     
  13. Dyjital

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    Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
     
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    Up till I thought everything that ended in "philia" required you to be naked. You guys just educumated me...
     
  15. Stomper

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    Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.
     
  16. Dyjital

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    I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.
     

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