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Lexophilia...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by fredball, Feb 16, 2015.

  1. fredball

    fredball Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    "Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words,
    such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with
    a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with
    the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.
    This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
    .. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
    .. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
    .. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
    .. The batteries were given out free of charge.
    .. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
    .. A will is a dead giveaway.
    .. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
    .. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
    .. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
    .. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
    .. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
    .. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
     
  2. Martini_Up

    Martini_Up NW USA Well-Known Member

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    :s0134:
     
  3. Just Jim

    Just Jim Well-Known Member

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    You have to say this as fast as you can to understand it...

    Smart fellow I oh I fellow smart.o_O
     
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  4. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    You're a real fart smeller. :rolleyes:
     
  5. Chee-to

    Chee-to Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Hoof hearted ice melted......................:confused:
     
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  6. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    I'm not a fig plucker nor a fig pluckers son but I'll pluck your figs till the fig plucker comes.

    Do that fast.
     
  7. jbett98

    jbett98 NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Aluminum Can
     
  8. albin25

    albin25 Lewiston Idaho Well-Known Member

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    Why do we drive on a Parkway....and park on a Driveway?
     
  9. jbett98

    jbett98 NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
     
  10. teflon97239

    teflon97239 Portland, OR Well-Known Member

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    a man a plan a canal panama

    spell that out backwards
     
  11. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    I like tongue twisters,
    A couple of weeks ago I passed through Arkansas and saw a saw that could out saw any saw that I ever saw. Now if you ever pass through Arkansas and see a saw that could out saw that I saw I would like to see the saw that you saw, saw!

    Just Goofy, huh?;)
     
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  12. 44mag2ndamend

    44mag2ndamend Round the ole tree stump, Down by the crick Well-Known Member

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    Ah yes, If you melt dry ice can you swim with out getting wet!
     
  13. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
     
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  14. 3MTA3

    3MTA3 DMZ between Liberty and Tyranny Behind Enemy Lines Bronze Supporter

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    Up till I thought everything that ended in "philia" required you to be naked. You guys just educumated me...
     
  15. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.
     
  16. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.