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Let's help Barry fight violence, sign my petition please.

Discussion in 'Legal & Political Archive' started by lonegunman, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. lonegunman

    lonegunman Eastern Washington Active Member

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    Help me fight gun violence with Obama's help.



    I decided to go ask Barry the president to do a little something to fight gun violence. I spent some time going through the FBI's crime stats and found that a human hand, unencombered with a dreaded "assault rifle" is used to kill a person 10 times more often than a rifle of any type.

    To address this problem, I am proposing the "New York Method" of control on hands. Limit people to SEVEN fingers instead of ten. With only seven fingers, choking becomes a problem, using a hammer is tough, using a knife can be iffy if you are short thumbs. As governor Mario says,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"NOBODY NEEDS TEN FINGERS TO HUNT DEER!!!!" or something like that.

    I need about 99,997 more votes to get Barry to start chopping the fingers off bad men everywhere. Heck it makes as much sense as magazine limits and banning rifles based on their color or shape.

    Thank you for your support.

    https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...cans-total-seven7-fingers-both-hands/Mv9gVq3F
     
  2. pdx210

    pdx210 Clackamas Active Member

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    says page not found?
     
  3. Mr. Ben

    Mr. Ben Snohomish Co. Active Member

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    Yep, the black vans will be in his driveway any minute now as well...
     
  4. lonegunman

    lonegunman Eastern Washington Active Member

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    I think it is fixed, I'm holding out for a drone attack from the NAACP.
     
  5. Redcap

    Redcap Lewis County, WA Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather just help Barry back to his home country of Kenya.
     
  6. lonegunman

    lonegunman Eastern Washington Active Member

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    So would I. Come on guys, 999,995 more to go.

    I want to do another one demanding they pass a law requiring law makers to pass a urine, blood or hair tests for illegal drugs and a breath test before being allowed to write laws or vote on the floor of the house or senate.
     
  7. kumabear17

    kumabear17 Issaquah Active Member

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    Signed it too. The problem with the site is, whether by design or so many people using it, sometimes it locks up. But then isn't that the way D.C. works. Totally dysfunctional.