Just wondering if there are any other Attorneys on this forum. . .

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  1. fireninja13

    fireninja13
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    I see lots of people tossing around what some folks would consider to be legal advice hereabouts, and I'm wondering if there were any other legal professionals hereabouts. . .

    p.s. this is not an open invitation to ask me for free legal advice. Seriously. Don't.
     
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  2. elsie

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    Legal advice on the internet is worth what you pay for it.


    elsie
     
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  3. U201491

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    The forum is full of them, but they won't stick their necks where you just did. LOL
     
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  4. fireninja13

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    I figured as much.

    But this is hardly sticking my neck out :)
     
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  5. bolus

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    Oh Sweet, free legal advice! If I built a silencer that was the size of...lets say... a school bus, and I lived inside it, and it had wheels, would I register it at the DMV or at a class 3 dealer?

    Just j/k :)

    Just say you are a doctor. No one asks me for any medical advice because they all think Im part of the CDC conspiracy to give everyone ebola, or something.
     
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    What do you call a lawyer at the bottom of the sea?

    A good start!!
    Get it, huh, huh?!

    Okay kidding I have all the respect in the world for you and your profession.
     
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    Just curious; what area of law is your expertise?
     
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    What is the difference between a lawyer and Dracula?

    One is a viscous blood sucking monster and the other is a myth!

    Sorry! A favorite joke! I take every legal opinion on here with, about, a 20 pound bag of salt! I think these jokes are what Taku means by "sticking your neck out." SRG
     
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  9. fireninja13

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    I probably know more lawyer jokes than most of you. . . unfortunately, most of them have a grain of truth in 'em. If you take yourself too seriously to laugh at that kind of stuff you're going to have a pretty hard life ;)
     
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  10. fireninja13

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    Well, I haven't been practicing law much lately, but back in the day I was an Appellate Litigator and even did some actual Constitutional Law litigation at the State and National level.
     
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  11. NoFlinch

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    Which means???????:)
     
  12. fireninja13

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    Back when I was a wild eyed kid I fought about States Rights and Personal Liberty in the courts.
     
  13. NoFlinch

    NoFlinch
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    I assume now you're a wild eyed adult now?

    Now what do you do?

    Ya see, I have this x wife and 7 kids.............

    Just joking:)

    You're retired?
     
  14. fireninja13

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    Retired? I wish. my generation isn't going to have the luxury of retiring :(

    I'm still a member of the Bar, but I have been in business for over a decade. Its healthier, leastwise for me.
     
  15. BoonDocks36

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    It is nice to meet an Lawyer in a 12 Step Program of Recovery....

    "Hi my name is, ... And I'm a Lawyer"

    True story you may enjoy....

    Only twice have I done the "Personals" for a relationship....

    Last time, she and I hit it off great... We Even went to the Same Church!!!

    I was a "Total Package" IOW, Single Parent, widowed, you want me, you get Two children in the deal!!!!

    Well, we met at Church, with a planned Pic Nic lunch afterwards...

    It was our only meet...

    We spoke this & that, including HER "I am a Lawyer" me, "I am a Custodian"

    I thought, humph, she is too good to date, ~a Custodian~

    THREE years later... We meet out of the Unknown, at a non-profit group forming, around mutual friends....

    Finally we talk about " IT " and she thought I did not Want to Date a Lawyer!!!!

    Irony!!!!

    ....mmmmm So, I got this PROBLEM.... could you ... Laughing out Loud, I understand no free lunch...

    philip... Hey Lawyers gotta have a life too!!! :D :D :D
     
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    Sgt. !!!! You know 20# of salt is worth much more than that... Just in case obammies mammy has her way... We won't be able to BUY Salt anymore!!!!

    Just saying!!!!

    philip
     
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  17. U201491

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    Bullseye :s0008:
     
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