Just Molested by the TSA

[scrandall01215]

So I finally got married yesterday everything went great!! Yah!!!
So we're on are way to Hawaii right now at PDX and I was going thru the TSA check point, got pulled to the side and when I asked what was wrong the TSA agent said " you have a groin anomaly " and of coarse I was pulled out of the line and they proceeded to molest me!!! well may be i just have a big nut sack because they found NOTHING else in there!! Anyway they also molested my wife because she has rinestones on her back pockets of her pants!
It's just redicules what you have to go thru just to fly somewhere.
Rant done!!
Stacy

Edit - here's a picture of my wife and daughters!!

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[Member 5605]

I sure hope they gave you a courtesy reach around or friendly rub while down there.

The 4th Amendment is gone.

By the way, congrats on the marriage.

 

[DuneHopper]

The TSA is useless, its just a feel good system it does nothing and has done nothing to stop any crimes onboard. There are 1000's of flight in the USA daily and to date since 9/11 there have been no arrests of people with bombs, which was there main goal and to date have spent billions and not stopped one terrorist. Nay sayers will say its a deterrent, you mean the same way no guns zones are. Every terrorist acts in history including 9/11 and Pearl Harbor anywhere happen not because of what was in place. It happens because of what was not. Thats why if they take away guns, Pyscos will make home made flame throwers with fuel and walk into class room or office or what ever. YOU WONT STOP BAD PEOPLE TSA. I stand corrected the TSA allows perverts a place to work.

 

[Deebow]

"Groin Anomaly"

My response would have ranged from "you bet I do, just ask my wife" to "Yeah, I got your groin anomaly right here buddy.

Or launched into a 3 minute description of the wonderfulness of my "groin anomaly"

Probably working for TSA because he doesn't have a "groin anomaly."

But congratulations on your nuptials anyway; despite the government approved pat-down.

 

[ZA_Survivalist]

Hey, after getting hitched that might be ll the action you get for a while haha.

No wonder so many married guys fly.

 

[Just Jim]

No place I want to fly bad enough to let them jerks feel my junk...

Edited to add, quit taking viagra before you fly....


Congrats on getting married.

 

[scrandall01215]

Thanks everyone!!

Stacy

 

[Oregonhunter5]

You need to what I do when this comes up. I fart. Loud...

 

[Member 5605]

"Yeah there is an anomaly, I just got married. Don't touch it unless you are going to unload it and I'd prefer it be unloaded on the honeymoon."

 

[BoonDocks36]

You didn't say that you were Happy to See him???

Rim shot lost to timing....

Bad da Boom

philip

 

[Oregonhunter5]

Maybe state that the anomaly bites and spits.

 

[oknow]

That is the reason I only go where I can drive to.

 

[edslhead]

Hawaii is only 32 days by sailboat. Congrats

 

[The B]

I haven't flown since 9/11. Tis why. bubblegum 'em.

 

[Oregonhunter5]

I haven't flown since 9/11. Tis why. bubblegum 'em.

Are you serious?
Retired?

 

[mkwerx]

I have only flown twice in my adult live - both post 9/11 - once going to boot camp once coming home from bootcamp (medical reasons ) - no place I have needed or wanted to go that has required flying so far. Of course if theres a long dry spell, I could see wanting a "free feel" of my "groin anomoly"...


Congrats to op on marriage. Beautiful wife & daughters. Hope honeymoon was worth the tsa grope.

 

[Stomper]

Remember what I told you earlier, no wedding cake for the bride, EVER... it will instantly (and permanently) kill their labido!

 

[Oregonhunter5]

Remember what I told you earlier, no wedding cake for the bride, EVER... it will instantly (and permanently) kill their labido!

Lol
Explain

 

[The B]

Are you serious?
Retired?

Nope... just refuse to hand over my privacy n right to keep n bear n bubblegum.

Next time I fly will be on my personally owned Lear.

(so... you know...



never.)

 

[Stomper]

Lol
Explain

What's the one food that will kill a woman's labido? WEDDING CAKE!!


If you don't get it, you're probably single.... LOL