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Just Molested by the TSA

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by scrandall01215, Oct 12, 2015.

  1. scrandall01215

    scrandall01215 Washougal,WA Well-Known Member

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    So I finally got married yesterday everything went great!! Yah!!!
    So we're on are way to Hawaii right now at PDX and I was going thru the TSA check point, got pulled to the side and when I asked what was wrong the TSA agent said " you have a groin anomaly " and of coarse I was pulled out of the line and they proceeded to molest me!!! well may be i just have a big nut sack:eek::eek: because they found NOTHING else in there!! Anyway they also molested my wife because she has rinestones on her back pockets of her pants!
    It's just redicules what you have to go thru just to fly somewhere.
    Rant done!!
    Stacy

    Edit - here's a picture of my wife and daughters!!
     
  2. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    I sure hope they gave you a courtesy reach around or friendly rub while down there.

    The 4th Amendment is gone.

    By the way, congrats on the marriage.
     
  3. DuneHopper

    DuneHopper Douglas County. Well-Known Member

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    The TSA is useless, its just a feel good system it does nothing and has done nothing to stop any crimes onboard. There are 1000's of flight in the USA daily and to date since 9/11 there have been no arrests of people with bombs, which was there main goal and to date have spent billions and not stopped one terrorist. Nay sayers will say its a deterrent, you mean the same way no guns zones are. Every terrorist acts in history including 9/11 and Pearl Harbor anywhere happen not because of what was in place. It happens because of what was not. Thats why if they take away guns, Pyscos will make home made flame throwers with fuel and walk into class room or office or what ever. YOU WONT STOP BAD PEOPLE TSA. I stand corrected the TSA allows perverts a place to work.
     
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  4. Deebow

    Deebow Portland Well-Known Member

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    "Groin Anomaly" :s0023:

    My response would have ranged from "you bet I do, just ask my wife" to "Yeah, I got your groin anomaly right here buddy.

    Or launched into a 3 minute description of the wonderfulness of my "groin anomaly"

    Probably working for TSA because he doesn't have a "groin anomaly." :cool:

    But congratulations on your nuptials anyway; despite the government approved pat-down.
     
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  5. ZA_Survivalist

    ZA_Survivalist Oregon AK's all day.

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    Hey, after getting hitched that might be ll the action you get for a while ;) haha.

    No wonder so many married guys fly. :D
     
  6. Just Jim

    Just Jim Well-Known Member

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    No place I want to fly bad enough to let them jerks feel my junk...

    Edited to add, quit taking viagra before you fly....


    Congrats on getting married.
     
  7. scrandall01215

    scrandall01215 Washougal,WA Well-Known Member

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    Thanks everyone!!

    Stacy
     
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  8. Oregonhunter5

    Oregonhunter5 2C IDAHO Well-Known Member

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    You need to what I do when this comes up. I fart. Loud...
     
  9. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    "Yeah there is an anomaly, I just got married. Don't touch it unless you are going to unload it and I'd prefer it be unloaded on the honeymoon."
     
  10. BoonDocks36

    BoonDocks36 Oregon, in the boondocks Christian. Conservative. Male.

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    You didn't say that you were Happy to See him???

    Rim shot lost to timing....

    Bad da Boom

    philip
     
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  11. Oregonhunter5

    Oregonhunter5 2C IDAHO Well-Known Member

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    Maybe state that the anomaly bites and spits.
     
  12. oknow

    oknow amboy wa. Well-Known Member

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    That is the reason I only go where I can drive to.
     
  13. edslhead

    edslhead Vanc Gold Supporter Gold Supporter Silver Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Hawaii is only 32 days by sailboat:p. Congrats
     
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  14. Ben Beckerich

    Ben Beckerich NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    I haven't flown since 9/11. Tis why. bubblegum 'em.
     
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  15. Oregonhunter5

    Oregonhunter5 2C IDAHO Well-Known Member

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    Are you serious?
    Retired?
     
  16. mkwerx

    mkwerx Forest Grove, OR Well-Known Member

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    I have only flown twice in my adult live - both post 9/11 - once going to boot camp once coming home from bootcamp (medical reasons :( ) - no place I have needed or wanted to go that has required flying so far. Of course if theres a long dry spell, I could see wanting a "free feel" of my "groin anomoly"...


    Congrats to op on marriage. Beautiful wife & daughters. Hope honeymoon was worth the tsa grope.
     
  17. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    Remember what I told you earlier, no wedding cake for the bride, EVER... it will instantly (and permanently) kill their labido! :eek:
     
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  18. Oregonhunter5

    Oregonhunter5 2C IDAHO Well-Known Member

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    Lol
    Explain
     
  19. Ben Beckerich

    Ben Beckerich NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Nope... just refuse to hand over my privacy n right to keep n bear n bubblegum.

    Next time I fly will be on my personally owned Lear.

    (so... you know...



    never.)
     
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  20. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    What's the one food that will kill a woman's labido? WEDDING CAKE!!


    If you don't get it, you're probably single.... LOL