Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ!

[Botte Hork]

I was looking for some freakin' Fred Astaire-style action here, but I get an ad for a teal Grand Am.

Then again, 3 of these or a fancy Kimber.... Maybe just get 2 and load up their trunks with hi-points then?




Anyway, back on subject. If you want to get something a bit more classy:

Bring wipes and yes, I drive a Mark VIII.