It's an ad for nothing I actually want to sell!

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  1. Walter Sobchak

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    How much for the bear? Do you need a background check for that beast?
     
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  3. Walter Sobchak

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    This classified has been marked as pending by the advertiser.
     
  4. Walter Sobchak

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    This classified has been reopened by the advertiser.
     
  5. Walter Sobchak

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    Non-existent buyer backed out. Back up not for sale!
     
  6. sandman1212

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    darn flaky non existent buyers!:D
     
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    Yeah, they're harder to communicate with than the existing flaky buyers!
     
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  8. Walter Sobchak

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    Ad renewed!
    Now taking offers on this fine piece of nothing. No low-ballers or tire kickers! Money talks, b.s. walks...
     
  9. Sgt Nambu

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    Do you have a non-existent round count?
     
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    You need to list a price you won't consider when advertising things you don't want to sell in the
    classifieds. Play by the rules!
     
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    No round-o-meter on this one, but previous owner estimated he put no rounds thru it, and since it doesn't actually exist, I have also put none.
     
  12. sandman1212

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    kinda high round count...would you consider a check for $7,367,246.34 or trade for a 3 week old non existent dead chicken? I have 2.
     
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  13. Walter Sobchak

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    Are the chickens plucked?
    Please be aware I will not pass the requisite dead chicken background check...
     
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    Um.......What have you been caught doing to dead chickens?:eek:
     
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  15. sandman1212

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    SSHHHHHHHH....that is the thing of which we do not speak!
     
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  16. Walter Sobchak

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    My legal team has advised me not to comment on the ongoing legal process. That being said, I am open to other livestock related trades...:D
     
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