in an effort at humor in times of stress

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  1. Just Jim

    Just Jim Well-Known Member

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    So they burnt down Furguson, now they will rebuild. What should they rename the town?

    Couple of my own favorites...

    Welcome to Obamaville

    Welcome to Grubers place

    Welcome to promissed hope and change.

    Welcome to Africa.o_O
     
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  2. Caveman Jim

    Caveman Jim
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    Welcome to Hell.
     
  3. Sstrand

    Sstrand
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    Jim
    It may become a new gathering place for some of those folks (the emperor's word). As in you can go to hell!

    Sheldon
     
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  4. BoonDocks36

    BoonDocks36
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    ^^^ CaveMan Jimbo, you rate Hell, to low... It will be a Hot Time, in the Old Town Tonight... But that ain't Hell...

    I looked into Hell once, had a buddy slip over the edge... I could not reach him, their were so many Pulling him In, and only me, trying to pull him Out...

    And I never Travel Alone, my Master leads me...

    Just saying...

    Now about a Good Name for the re-built town???

    Hurtsville, we are just Next Door, to Hell... :p
     
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    Kid@Heart
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    Wilsonville
     
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    Slobray
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    Gaza, USA




    Ray
     
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    albin25
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    Because many of the inhabitants don't act like human beings maybe it should
    be re-named after another planet.

    I can see the press release: "America: welcome to Ur Anus"
     
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    Welcome to gotham!
    Where it's not your fault, the white man's always guilty, and even dirtbag criminals are always considered innocent young kids.
     
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    clearconscience
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    And somehow looting the local liquor store for booze and cigarettes is how you exercise your belief in injustice
     
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    Ground Zero
     
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    Chee-to
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    Hands up don't shoot ?? How about, pants up don't loot !!!!!
     
  12. albin25

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    Handsupdon'tshootpantsupdon'tloot

    becomes a new name for Ferguson

    Hudspudl, Missouri

    to honor how HUD and other Government programs created an urban cesspool.
     
  13. Stomper

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    Animal Farm
     
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    Urban Wildlife Safari...
     
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    teflon97239
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    Burns
     
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    Ferganistan, Fergudishu, Firaq, bubblegumsville
     
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    BoonDocks36
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    But, what is so bad about naming it bubble gums ville, I like Bubble Gum, (snort...heh heh heh...)

    Philip
     
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    Don't snort your bubblegum . . . You'll turn the bubbles inside out . . .

    Sheldon
     
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    :D Got just the sign..

    Welcome to The Zombie Apocalips :s0140:
     
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    We can all move along now, they fenced it in and designated it a "Refuge".
     
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